Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[OrdinaryPerson]

Off topic, and I think this is from me consuming way too much science fiction in my formative years, I’ve often wondered what would happen if I went back in time and gave my younger self advice.

Like, what kind of shit would my younger self give me when I tried to give him (myself?) advice? Remembering the kind of sarcastic little shit I was thirty-plus years ago, I could see myself hitting hit below the belt by the younger me pointing out the physical similarities I have with my father.

Or just imagine what yourself in 20 years would think about you now. Would you listen to him currently?

 

[draconus_infernus]

Or just imagine what yourself in 20 years would think about you now. Would you listen to him currently?

Knowing me, probably not. Although, I could see 66 year old me coming back in time to give 46 year old me a huge ration of shit. I mentioned that I was a sarcastic little bastard when I was a teenager, and I’ve only gotten worse as I’ve grown older.

Or I could shock myself and take my own advice. Stranger things have happened.

 

[lanceGibs]

Knowing me, probably not. Although, I could see 66 year old me coming back in time to give 46 year old me a huge ration of shit. I mentioned that I was a sarcastic little bastard when I was a teenager, and I’ve only gotten worse as I’ve grown older.

Or I could shock myself and take my own advice. Stranger things have happened.

Undress to that

 

[Lindi37]

Holy shit

Uh oh, what happened

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Uh oh, what happened

Angel took a crap?

 

[missswannie]

Angel took a crap?

Relatively good advice.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Undress to that

Sometimes people getting deep can be the best kind of sexy.

Uh oh, what happened

You know what happened. Dont act innocent.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sometimes people getting deep can be the best kind of sexy.

I’m thinking most women like it deep.

 

[missswannie]

Knowing me, probably not. Although, I could see 66 year old me coming back in time to give 46 year old me a huge ration of shit. I mentioned that I was a sarcastic little bastard when I was a teenager, and I’ve only gotten worse as I’ve grown older.

Or I could shock myself and take my own advice. Stranger things have happened.

I'd tell my younger self that a wet t-shirt contest starts with wet t-shirts, not ends with them. Naive.

 

[missswannie]

I’m thinking most women like it deep.

Not necessarily. Some would like to just slide on it without it going in at all.

 

[Saltfountain]

Well, what a disappointing lack of filth to wake up to

 

[lanceGibs]

Not necessarily. Some would like to just slide on it without it going in at all.

Sking??

 

[lanceGibs]

Well, what a disappointing lack of filth to wake up to

Let the fountain spurt

 

[draconus_infernus]

I'd tell my younger self that a wet t-shirt contest starts with wet t-shirts, not ends with them. Naive.

Yeah, I don’t have anything that profound that I’d tell my younger self.

Maybe I’d just say, “Listen, kid, there’s such a thing as being too big of an asshole. Reel it in a little.”

 

[Saltfountain]

Yeah, I don’t have anything that profound that I’d tell my younger self.

Maybe I’d just say, “Listen, kid, there’s such a thing as being too big of an asshole. Reel it in a little.”

Younger self, being an asshole, would tell you to get fucked and ramp it up instead...

 

[draconus_infernus]

Younger self, being an asshole, would tell you to get fucked and ramp it up instead...

Sounds like you knew me back then!

 

[Saltfountain]

Sounds like you knew me back then!

Sounds like I was also a younger guy

 

[skin2win]

Perhaps

Good morning!!
https://ibb.co/3WRdXPw

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

good morning

https://i.imgur.com/dqAip2Ll.jpg

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning Justa

I see you've gone classy not Klassy. Knew you could do it

 

[LupineOne]

good morning

A gorgeous woman wishing me good morning? And I have coffee? I guess today isn't gonna be so bad after all

 

[Willingtoshare]

good morning

https://i.imgur.com/dqAip2Ll.jpg

Good morning!

 

[Booboobear84]

good morning

https://i.imgur.com/dqAip2Ll.jpg

Pretty face and gorgeous hair. I may have to send you a thank you note later.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Morning Justa

I see you've gone classy not Klassy. Knew you could do it

well, ya know, sometimes it happens

 

[Saltfountain]

well, ya know, sometimes it happens

All accidentally like, almost by mistake