Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[draconus_infernus]

They are all off masturbating again

Again or still?

 

[lanceGibs]

Again or still?

Again

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Again or still?

Still? I hope this have a lot of lotion. This could be good for business.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Still? I hope this have a lot of lotion. This could be good for business.

Cue the lotion gifs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cue the lotion gifs

I clicked on this hoping for a lotion gif. its not easy doing this on the phone.

 

[Lindi37]

A late addition to the Saturday theme

And here I was thinking you were unwell

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And here I was thinking you were unwell

Hey girl

 

[Lindi37]

Hey girl

Hey gf

 

[SnowboardPeople]

And here I was thinking you were unwell

This type of emoji usage is not endorsed

No links here, move along

 

[Lindi37]

Help me distract myself

 

[missswannie]

Camped out in the pool. Hot.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Help me distract myself

Out of superlatives here..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Holy shit

 

[missswannie]

Observation but women float a whole lot better than men.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

They are all off masturbating again

What do you mean again?
It’s an ongoing process on weekends.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What do you mean again?
It’s an ongoing process on weekends.

Have you gotten any sleep?
Priorities? Haha

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Have you gotten any sleep?
Priorities? Haha

I got few hours sleep.
Did you get any sleep?

 

[missswannie]

On the flipside, men are more water tight than women. Doesn't matter how long you have been standing around after, there is always a gush of water yet to come out of you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I got few hours sleep.
Did you get any sleep?

Like 6.5 total last night so not too bad. But i dont think tonight is going to go well. I drank too much coffee too late.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

On the flipside, men are more water tight than women. Doesn't matter how long you have been standing around after, there is always a gush of water yet to come out of you.

I feel like these are words of wisdom i need to remember

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Like 6.5 total last night so not too bad. But i dont think tonight is going to go well. I drank too much coffee too late.

Coffee is never a bad thing

 

[missswannie]

I feel like these are words of wisdom i need to remember

Indeed, these are the things that really need to be taught in school. All the theoretical stuff can go out the door, the realities are the things that will be remembered.
What would I tell my younger self?

 

[draconus_infernus]

Indeed, these are the things that really need to be taught in school. All the theoretical stuff can go out the door, the realities are the things that will be remembered.
What would I tell my younger self?

Off topic, and I think this is from me consuming way too much science fiction in my formative years, I’ve often wondered what would happen if I went back in time and gave my younger self advice.

Like, what kind of shit would my younger self give me when I tried to give him (myself?) advice? Remembering the kind of sarcastic little shit I was thirty-plus years ago, I could see myself hitting hit below the belt by the younger me pointing out the physical similarities I have with my father.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

So
I don’t feel like reading back. What is/ was today’s theme?

 

[lanceGibs]

Off topic, and I think this is from me consuming way too much science fiction in my formative years, I’ve often wondered what went happen if I would go back in time and give my younger self advice.

Like, what kind of shit would my younger self give me when I tried to give him (myself?) advice? Remembering the kind of sarcastic little shit I was thirty-plus years ago, I could see myself hitting g below the belt and pointing out the physical similarities I have with my father.

You are still young at heart so there is nothing wrong in thinking and behaving the way you do.
I am sure you also know the advice that your younger self would give to you.
Relax sit back and jackoff thinking about your teenage wet dream