Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[dm1986]

so since it is slow, might as well play with emojis

That was amazing

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That was amazing

glad you enjoyed. I had fun.

 

[Trubbycat]

Good morning chaos. I see it’s been busy…

 

[Saltfountain]

It would definitely help some of us if there was a nice Sarcasm Bold font.

I woke, confused by the amount of light for the wee small hours of the morning, and also by the warm glow that emanated from it.
I looked out of the window, to see an angry mob of Chaosistanians, with pitchforks and burning torches. Aroused, I looked for the naked people bound and ready for fun.
Then I heard the voices, and the cold reality hit me like one of Justa's tits.
"that's the cunt using Sarcasm bold..."
"I clicked on everything he wrote looking for the link..."
"I clicked so much I looked like I had tourettes..."
"Imperial bastard used emojis too... "
That's when I smelled the smoke coming under the door and smelled the flames...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good morning chaos. I see it’s been busy…

well ya know, it's how we roll.

 

[Saltfountain]

well ya, it's know how we roll.

Downhill, fast

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Downhill, fast

but what a fun ride it is

 

[Trubbycat]

Downhill, fast

With a gator-filled swamp at the bottom.

 

[Saltfountain]

With a gator-filled swamp at the bottom.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Trubbycat]

Drinking tea… eyes unfocused…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Drinking tea… eyes unfocused…

Tosses catnip mouse across the floor.

 

[Trubbycat]

Tosses catnip mouse across the floor.

Ignores mouse because coma…

 

[Trubbycat]

…although it is intriguing…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

What cat doesn’t like catnip?

 

[Trubbycat]

What cat doesn’t like catnip?

Especially when it’s in a little naked lady figure…

 

[Saltfountain]

Tosses catnip mouse across the floor.

Especially when it’s in a little naked lady figure…

Do you often mistake mice for ladies?

 

[Trubbycat]

Only when hungry

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do you often mistake mice for ladies?

I bet rule 34 can explain this but be very careful how you word the search.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Especially when it’s in a little naked lady figure…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

fastest way to get many chicks topless for sure.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Most women are little compared to me. Not complaining neither

 

[Saltfountain]

I bet rule 34 can explain this but be very careful how you word the search.

Seriously can't be fucked to work out what rule 34 may or may not be.

So I'll assume we're taking some kind of tampon reference here. And if you're not, I'll have the bonus of offending a few people, or at least making them say Ewww

 

[Trubbycat]

Fastest way to get a guy to take off his pants:

Take off your pants.

Guy: okay

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Seriously can't be fucked to work out what rule 34 may or may not be.

So I'll assume we're taking some kind of tampon reference here. And if you're not, I'll have the bonus of offending a few people, or at least making them say Ewww

internet rule 34... Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

 

[Saltfountain]

fastest way to get many chicks topless for sure.

Noted