Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Thanks for thinking of me. I was working on a day off. Yeah, stupid. I am away for the weekend. Back Sunday. Play nice. Don't poof anything in the meantime.
I get to work today as well. YAY for me. Maybe 4-5 hours of work and will get paid $45 for my troubles. LoL. Guess it's ok cause I'll be off on Monday. Hell, my doube @$$ might go to work Monday in habit or just bored from sitting at home.
 
I don't *like* dick when I'm drunk, but I totally *am* one
I'm not a dick fan when I'm drunk or sober. haha Many years ago, I worked w/ Mike at PetSmart. He told me one day that his GF thumbs his butt once a day and it's what jump starts him / gets his day going. LoL. I was young then and I remember it blowing my much cleaner mind back then. Oh Mike was a character. Sometimes I wonder what happened to that man.
 
I'm not a dick fan when I'm drunk or sober. haha Many years ago, I worked w/ Mike at PetSmart. He told me one day that his GF thumbs his butt once a day and it's what jump starts him / gets his day going. LoL. I was young then and I remember it blowing my much cleaner mind back then. Oh Mike was a character. Sometimes I wonder what happened to that man.
I can see that. A thumb in your butt at the right time can push you over the edge.

Used to be called a Little Jack Horner.
 
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