Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I actually bought readers from Publix recently because my phone was going blurry but that was maybe from jerking my dick too much. So thanks.

the elbow and the eyes. you should maybe consider more hobbies.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

well Florida is Florida, even y'all boujee burbs guys can kick back from time to time.

Well it will be too warm for fires soon. I need to get after it this weekend. I also need a liquor store trip. My weekend is already filling up to be jam packed full of fucking pure fun.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well it will be too warm for fires soon. I need to get after it this weekend. I also need a liquor store trip. My weekend is already filling up to be jam packed full of fucking pure fun.

oh setting shit on fire is a year round activity in bumblefuck. We like it hot, plus I get to steal beers.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh setting shit on fire is a year round activity in bumblefuck. We like it hot, plus I get to steal beers.

How many beers until you are topless, roasting marshmallows between your titties?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Hmmm.
Justa I’m thinking you’re only person to see my pre poof. MAYBEEEE 1 other. Not really sure on that.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sorry you were subjected to that horror.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

How many beers until you are topless, roasting marshmallows between your titties?

that is vodka level to get marshmallows between my tits.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry you were subjected to that horror.

you are so dramatic. you looked good to me.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

you are so dramatic. you looked good to me.

I’ve never liked my pre poofs. Even as a youngster I’d avoid the camera like the plague

 

[Mo_Bandy]

that is vodka level to get marshmallows between my tits.

I need to see what happens with tequila.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

that is vodka level to get marshmallows between my tits.

though I should clarify, beer level to toss marshmallows at me at try to land them between my tits. Vodka for roasting. it is kind of like a full evening event.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I need to see what happens with tequila.

oh that is when the marshmallow fluff comes out, I think that is what it was that time anyway.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh that is when the marshmallow fluff comes out, I think that is what it was that time anyway.

Ummm yeah sometimes it looks like marshmellow fluff when I get excited too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ummm yeah sometimes it looks like marshmellow fluff when I get excited too.

so what were you doing at 4am on Saturday morning? I was finishing that bottle of wine while using the term marshmallow fluff in a vulgar way.

 

[Photog1rl]

I love Floridian banter!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love Floridian banter!

but do you now have a craving for marshmallow fluff?

 

[Booboobear84]

but do you now have a craving for marshmallow fluff?

It depends on the platform

 

[LittleSwitchy]

but do you now have a craving for marshmallow fluff?

Justa who doesn’t want your marshmallow fluff

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so since it is slow, might as well play with emojis

 

[Saltfountain]

Up late or up early Justa?

 

[Willingtoshare]

so since it is slow, might as well play with emojis

Fuck! That’s hot.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Up late or up early Justa?

late, I like staying up weekends

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fuck! That’s hot.

Well, I do like playing with emojis.

 

[Saltfountain]

Welp, thanks for posting something for the brits to see as they woke up. Every other damn thing has been poofed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Welp, thanks for posting something for the brits to see as they woke up. Every other damn thing has been poofed

you can count on me for slutty selfies