Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[LittleSwitchy]

I had a smoking-hot girlfriend. Turned out she was still married and separated from her husband, but I didn't find out that was the case until I proposed to her. That was just the tip of the messy iceberg, and it kept me pretty preoccupied for two years.

I think we’ve all had that hot girlfriend. I’ve had a couple like that.

 

[Saltfountain]

I think we’ve all had that hot girlfriend. I’ve had a couple like that.

Nope

 

[LexxRuthless]

I think we’ve all had that hot girlfriend. I’ve had a couple like that.

EDIT: Could be. I shouldn't throw any stones, though.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think we’ve all had that hot girlfriend. I’ve had a couple like that.

I haven’t had a hot girlfriend

 

[LexxRuthless]

I haven’t had a hot girlfriend

Are you looking for one?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I haven’t had a hot girlfriend

PG You ARE the hot girl

 

[Saltfountain]

PG You ARE the hot girl

PG is your girlfriend? Congratulations dude!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

PG is your girlfriend? Congratulations dude!

No no. PG isn’t mine.
I should be so lucky.

 

[Photog1rl]

PG You ARE the hot girl

Thanks LS.

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you looking for one?

I’m not opposed…

 

[draconus_infernus]

I haven’t had a hot girlfriend

I have two of them. And a hot spouse. The joys of polyamory!

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I have two of them. And a hot spouse. The joys of polyamory!

That’s got to be difficult at times.

 

[Saltfountain]

No no. PG isn’t mine.
I should be so lucky.

Sorry bud, just a shit attempt at humour again

 

[draconus_infernus]

That’s got to be difficult at times.

When it comes to scheduling times, it is. I haven’t seen either of my girlfriends yet this year. They both live a couple hours away, and they have spouses of their own and other partners to see. Google Calendars is almost mandatory.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sorry bud, just a shit attempt at humour again

No worries. It’s all good.
Lotta people don’t get my humor. Some think I’m serious when I’m joking.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

When it comes to scheduling times, it is. I haven’t seen either of my girlfriends yet this year. They both live a couple hours away, and they have spouses of their own and other partners to see. Google Calendars is almost mandatory.

Ouch. That takes the spontaneity out of things.

 

[Saltfountain]

No worries. It’s all good.
Lotta people don’t get my humor. Some think I’m serious when I’m joking.

I totally got it. I was deliberately misinterpreting your previous 2 posts

 

[draconus_infernus]

Ouch. That takes the spontaneity out of things.

Yeah, but the trade off is worth it.

 

[Saltfountain]

When it comes to scheduling times, it is. I haven’t seen either of my girlfriends yet this year. They both live a couple hours away, and they have spouses of their own and other partners to see. Google Calendars is almost mandatory.

Nvm Google Calendars, I'd assume a spreadsheet would be more helpful

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I totally got it. I was deliberately misinterpreting your previous 2 posts

No worries. I do the same thing. All in good fun

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yeah, but the trade off is worth it.

Mind if I ask
How long have you been poly?

 

[LexxRuthless]

No worries. It’s all good.
Lotta people don’t get my humor. Some think I’m serious when I’m joking.

It would definitely help some of us if there was a nice Sarcasm Bold font.

 

[Saltfountain]

It would definitely help some of us if there was a nice Sarcasm Bold font.

I'd end up setting it as default

 

[LittleSwitchy]

It would definitely help some of us if there was a nice Sarcasm Bold font.

Lmao. Yes it would.

 

[zach20092]

It's been tomorrow here for 15 hours already so figured I would get the Chaos Swimsuit edition off to a start.

Despite a gloriously twats out day just been, I do actually have some one piece bathers to wear to start with before we eventually graduate to the Emperors New Clothes editions.

You do make the suit look hot... especially love the swirly circles around the nipples... is the suit wet yet?