Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Photog1rl]

Bound to pass on a message from Nebbles:
“Goodnight Chaos! Sweet creams!”

I hope she is having a great night

 

[LittleSwitchy]

That reminds me
Years ago I was seeing a lady. One day I woke up early. I slipped out to the kitchen and made breakfast for us. Brought it to her in bed. As she sat up in bed. She started crying. I asked her what was wrong. Nothing. Took her a minute to tell me. She’d never had anyone make her breakfast in bed. I didn’t know how to feel about that. After breakfast we just snuggled in bed.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Ok ok. I’ll admit it. I’m a romantic.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok ok. I’ll admit it. I’m a romantic.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

My attempt at Neb’s Twat Shot…
(I don’t have any red panties)

BrendaBear is getting bare.

 

[Photog1rl]

BrendaBear is getting bare.

And looks damn fine

 

[BrendaBear]

BrendaBear is getting bare.

And looks damn fine

You both are so good to me!

 

[Saltfountain]

I kinda just like seeing interesting underwear. Like whoever had the big collection of superhero ones. That was pretty fun.

I imagine anytime a guy is wearing a suit, hes also wearing cartoon underwear...

Mine is normally flowery

 

[Photog1rl]

You both are so good to me!

It’s deserved sweet lady.

 

[Saltfountain]

So I know pink or red is customary but I went with white fishnet today.
Fingers crossed Mr.PG is as inspired as I am.View attachment 2211842

Fucks sake PG! Trying to give an old guy a heart attack?

 

[Photog1rl]

Fucks sake PG! Trying to give an old guy a heart attack?

I don’t know…how old are you?

 

[Photog1rl]

 

[Saltfountain]

50 going on 85

 

[Photog1rl]

50 going on 85

50! That’s not old, unless you’re calling me old???

 

[Saltfountain]

Going on 85, however, is old

8 operations in 2 years has that effect

 

[LexxRuthless]

Going on 85, however, is old

8 operations in 2 years has that effect

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/ae/79/68ae79e5727f8ddac809d3be624a2f8e.jpg

 

[Saltfountain]

I appear to have killed the chat again

@OrdinaryPerson you might appreciate these...

https://imgur.com/a/uFmdrY4

 

[Photog1rl]

I appear to have killed the chat again

@OrdinaryPerson you might appreciate these...

https://imgur.com/a/uFmdrY4

And I don’t think you killed the chat…

 

[Photog1rl]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/ae/79/68ae79e5727f8ddac809d3be624a2f8e.jpg

Why are you captain corruption, Lex?

 

[LexxRuthless]

Why are you captain corruption, Lex?

It's a title I earned while I was in the Navy, just as "Lex Ruthless" was a nickname my black shipmates bestowed on me at that time. I have 4 younger brothers. When they got to be older, I was the one who got them drunk for the first time. When I got off active duty, I had a collection of about 200 pornos on VHS tapes. My little brothers promptly "borrowed" those and "loaned" them to their high school friends. I wasn't really paying attention as that collection quickly dwindled down to zero tapes left in my closet. One of my brothers came up with the title. "If you want porn or booze, just ask Captain Corruption over there."

 

[missswannie]

It's been tomorrow here for 15 hours already so figured I would get the Chaos Swimsuit edition off to a start.

Despite a gloriously twats out day just been, I do actually have some one piece bathers to wear to start with before we eventually graduate to the Emperors New Clothes editions.

 

[Photog1rl]

It's a title I earned while I was in the Navy, just as "Lex Ruthless" was a nickname my black shipmates bestowed on me at that time. I have 4 younger brothers. When they got to be older, I was the one who got them drunk for the first time. When I got off active duty, I had a collection of about 200 pornos on VHS tapes. My little brothers promptly "borrowed" those and "loaned" them to their high school friends. I wasn't really paying attention as that collection quickly dwindled down to zero tapes left in my closet. One of my brothers came up with the title. "If you want porn or booze, just ask Captain Corruption over there."

Ahh the corrupting older sibling. I want to know who kept you so busy you didn’t notice your porn collection disappearing…

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ahh the corrupting older sibling. I want to know who kept you so busy you didn’t notice your porn collection disappearing…

I had a smoking-hot girlfriend. Turned out she was still married and separated from her husband, but I didn't find out that was the case until I proposed to her. That was just the tip of the messy iceberg, and it kept me pretty preoccupied for two years.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yep. but hey, I’ve got all you pervs I mean great people lol

I think you meant: pervs = great people

 

[Photog1rl]

I think you meant: pervs = great people

You’re right. My bad