Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Wel once more then. For the watch and stuff.
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Um...your panties seem to have gotten snagged on your hand and are about to fall off...

Good thing I was here to point that out. You probably didn't notice

 

[LittleSwitchy]

are you sure you really don't want to look better in my thigh highs?

There’s a number of things that would happen if I were to wear your thigh highs. Assuming my big feet could fit.
1 I’d trip and break an ankle
2 I’d fall and bust my ass
3 I’d end up in ER waiting to see both Ortho and proctologist
4 WE would have to come up with a story of why I was wearing your thigh highs
5 The ER staff would have another story to laugh about… oh Jane did you hear about the guy broke his ankle and ass wearing thigh highs?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What if I made you a character? What if I made you a suspect in the murders? (Its for the Noir Mystery event)

I’m soooooo not a killer. But you can use me however you see fit

 

[shenglung]

honestly, I can't really see my phone with my glasses on anymore, so they appear in pictures less and less. That was a gift of turning 43.

I can't either if I'm on my phone now my glasses are either off or raised up. Started a few months ago just before turning 42.

 

[shenglung]

I’m soooooo not a killer. But you can use me however you see fit

There's an offer anyone would be a fool to refuse

 

[missswannie]

they are all nude beaches if you just take off your clothes. I've even been to a nude beach food festival and a nude beach music festival once.

That's right. Once it is it is.
Trick with group skinny dipping is to be the first to get naked and head into the water, not the last. Everyone is watching your back and arse but by the time you hit the water and turn they all have to come front on.

 

[lanceGibs]

thanks. good to know

thanks

Thanks. Red is a good color.

thank you

haha. thanks, um tell me how to be one of those people who sleeps on their stomach

honestly, I can't really see my phone with my glasses on anymore, so they appear in pictures less and less. That was a gift of turning 43.

That is about the age one starts needing glasses and toys

 

[peekingone]

Wel once more then. For the watch and stuff.
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2 for 2 on Tuesday. That is a win win......timing is everything lol

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

That's right. Once it is it is.
Trick with group skinny dipping is to be the first to get naked and head into the water, not the last. Everyone is watching your back and arse but by the time you hit the water and turn they all have to come front on.

Unless you want all your friends to watch you strip and run into the water....in which case take your time

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m soooooo not a killer. But you can use me however you see fit

Ok, everybody saw that, right?


Maybe the wisecracking gal Friday? No, that's Brenda. The Medical Examiner who identifies that its a serial killer?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I can't either if I'm on my phone now my glasses are either off or raised up. Started a few months ago just before turning 42.

Trust me here: You're gonna start loosing them. All the time.

They are probably on your head.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok, everybody saw that, right?


Maybe the wisecracking gal Friday? No, that's Brenda. The Medical Examiner who identifies that its a serial killer?

Corpse #3?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Corpse #3?

Hmmm...I had intended that the victims be men...interesting idea.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok, everybody saw that, right?


Maybe the wisecracking gal Friday? No, that's Brenda. The Medical Examiner who identifies that its a serial killer?

I would be honored to be the comic relief.

 

[missswannie]

Unless you want all your friends to watch you strip and run into the water....in which case take your time

First time for everything. Once you take a look around and see that everyone is just regular folks just like you it is easy. Except for the gay guys, there are a few too many easy to look at fellas. Only problem is accidentally fanny flashing them as you reach across for sunscreen doesn't have any effect.

 

[shenglung]

Trust me here: You're gonna start loosing them. All the time.

They are probably on your head.

Yeah I started misplacing them first day I got them like 35 years ago so nothing changing there lol

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

First time for everything. Once you take a look around and see that everyone is just regular folks just like you it is easy. Except for the gay guys, there are a few too many easy to look at fellas. Only problem is accidentally fanny flashing them as you reach across for sunscreen doesn't have any effect.

Oh you'll get bo argument from me. All swimming should be skinny dipping. Something about it is just better.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

First time for everything. Once you take a look around and see that everyone is just regular folks just like you it is easy. Except for the gay guys, there are a few too many easy to look at fellas. Only problem is accidentally fanny flashing them as you reach across for sunscreen doesn't have any effect.

I’m thinking like Tall. If skinny dipping in group. Strip and slow walk into the water. Like the BayWatch slooow run.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hmmm...I had intended that the victims be men...interesting idea.

Oh I have no idea what you are going for! I just thought I would make a good corpse.
I could be the ME if you want. Or like I don’t have to be a character. You write what you want to write and what feels.. right.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh I have no idea what you are going for! I just thought I would make a good corpse.
I could be the ME if you want. Or like I don’t have to be a character. You write what you want to write and why feels.. right.

I regularly use bits and pieces of Litsters as characters. Inspired pictures, words and phrases...i have never used anyone from lit as a character except in a couple of Christmas presents. Although, one of the characters in my last story is a woman from work...

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Oh I have no idea what you are going for! I just thought I would make a good corpse.
I could be the ME if you want. Or like I don’t have to be a character. You write what you want to write and what feels.. right.

Nebs you can be a zombie. Wandering around looking to eat people in your red outfit.

 

[Trubbycat]

are you sure you really don't want to look better in my thigh highs?

Are we talking stockings or boots?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nebs you can be a zombie. Wandering around looking to eat people in your red outfit.

I think maybe her being a cock loving zombie would work better

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I regularly use bits and pieces of Litsters as characters. Inspired pictures, words and phrases...i have never used anyone from lit as a character except in a couple of Christmas presents. Although, one of the characters in my last story is a woman from work...

Well if you want to use muffstache, be my guest

 

[Trubbycat]

That's right. Once it is it is.
Trick with group skinny dipping is to be the first to get naked and head into the water, not the last. Everyone is watching your back and arse but by the time you hit the water and turn they all have to come front on.

We skinny dipped in Cape Cod at night. Got a few peeks but not a huge deal.