Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[LupineOne]

And @Mrtenant for the win on most descriptive essay.

Agreed. Well done.

 

[LupineOne]

*sinks down and curls up, smiling*

 

[Mrtenant]

And @Mrtenant for the win on most descriptive essay.

Darling, you know all this about me.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

is it weird that my most memorable blow jobs are the ones that did not go as planned?

Nope. I rarely plan anything beyond the Cialis (sometimes) and / or cockring (I am 64 after all).

Best unplanned sex? In a tent in a very crowded campground at high noon on the Canada Day Long Weekend. We ducked in to the tent to change out of our bathing suits...we missed the trip to the Craft show .

 

[Trubbycat]

I was thinking I have more favorite memories of when we were laughing… to me, life is far better when laughing is involved.

Sex with laughter is the best. There is a thread in the Author’s page I think where there is furious discussion about humor in erotica. Jesus, lighten up.

 

[rjr_1954]

like… fill up two shot glasses?

Ok. Two separate cums, slowly and she swallows
Tied to our special bed!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well now, reading… we used to read something... Penthouse Forum maybe? Don’t exactly remember the name of the little readers digest sized magazine… but that stuff was all fact! Every bit of it!

pretty sure it was all fiction actually….

Yep, Penthouse Forum. Just the facts ma'am.

 

[cascadiabound]

Darling, you know all this about me.

Still... makes me smile

 

[Mrtenant]

Still... makes me smile

I know it does.

 

[cascadiabound]

Sex with laughter is the best. There is a thread in the Author’s page I think where there is furious discussion about humor in erotica. Jesus, lighten up.

Did you say Jesus?
And who says there is no laughter involved?

 

[Trubbycat]

Yep, Penthouse Forum. Just the facts ma'am.

I am a freshman at a large midwestern university. One night I was in the laundry room of my dorm…

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Sex with laughter is the best. There is a thread in the Author’s page I think where there is furious discussion about humor in erotica. Jesus, lighten up.

If you can't laugh at the things we all do to get off, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Trubbycat]

Did you say Jesus?
And who says there is no laughter involved?

Oh, Jesus is fine. He goes around bopping people with dildos at orgies singing silly songs.

 

[RuneBlade]

Nope. I rarely plan anything beyond the Cialis (sometimes) and / or cockring (I am 64 after all).

Cock rings are awesome to play with

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Did you say Jesus?
And who says there is no laughter involved?

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jVPMyGtp81o/VO88dVZjp1I/AAAAAAAAUhs/NhHIl4I50_I/s1600/the%2Bjesus.gif

 

[Mrtenant]

One time while having intercourse, we were looking in a mirror and were really in the moment and I caught her looking in the mirror. I waved at her and we both busted out laughing and couldn't contine. We had to start over.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Cock rings are awesome to play with

Yep. Leather. Steel. Rubber. Silicone. I love them all.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Cock rings are awesome to play with

Yes. Yes they are

 

[Photog1rl]

Back to bjs…

I agree that porn deep throats can be sexy but the gagging, choking, snot pouring out of the nose thing is gross. I’m not that big so when my wife did it, it was a slow loving and very hot act on her part. Here’s to real life!

I get this. When I’m in the mood I truly love having my head hang off the bed. It is its own unique position and shifts how my jaw can open and how everything fits. Do I want that everytime? No, but sometimes it is exactly what I’m in the mood for. It’s not about the porn expectation. It’s what feels good to me in that moment. And I’m claustrophobic so no air deprivation but my eyes may water( not mascara all dripping down my crying eyes) there is just something intimate snd vulnerable. Or maybe my tear ducts get stimulated being upside down lol

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Rodeo clown

Related to Pennywise? Cause lotta people are scared of clowns.

 

[WerdNerd]

I get this. When I’m in the mood I truly love having my head hang off the bed. It is its own unique position and shifts how my jaw can open and how everything fits. Do I want that everytime? No, but sometimes it is exactly what I’m in the mood for. It’s not about the porn expectation. It’s what feels good to me in that moment. And I’m claustrophobic so no air deprivation but my eyes may water( not mascara all dripping down my crying eyes) there is just something intimate snd vulnerable. Or maybe my tear ducts get stimulated being upside down lol

Beautifully said PG.

 

[rjr_1954]

Nope. I rarely plan anything beyond the Cialis (sometimes) and / or cockring (I am 64 after all).

TAN: I take the daily version of Cialis as I can't perform without it (I'll be 69 on Feb 18) does a cock ring help?

Best unplanned sex? In a tent in a very crowded campground at high noon on the Canada Day Long Weekend. We ducked in to the tent to change out of our bathing suits...we missed the trip to the Craft show .

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I get this. When I’m in the mood I truly love having my head hang off the bed. It is its own unique position and shifts how my jaw can open and how everything fits. Do I want that everytime? No, but sometimes it is exactly what I’m in the mood for. It’s not about the porn expectation. It’s what feels good to me in that moment. And I’m claustrophobic so no air deprivation but my eyes may water( not mascara all dripping down my crying eyes) there is just something intimate snd vulnerable. Or maybe my tear ducts get stimulated being upside down lol

That’s a great position for sure. Done that with the ex gf lotta times.
I love it. Gives me full access to her on her back

 

[LupineOne]

All right, Chaos. I shall see you in the morning.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers, my pervs!
I love you guys.

 

[RuneBlade]

I get this. When I’m in the mood I truly love having my head hang off the bed. It is its own unique position and shifts how my jaw can open and how everything fits. Do I want that everytime? No, but sometimes it is exactly what I’m in the mood for. It’s not about the porn expectation. It’s what feels good to me in that moment. And I’m claustrophobic so no air deprivation but my eyes may water( not mascara all dripping down my crying eyes) there is just something intimate snd vulnerable. Or maybe my tear ducts get stimulated being upside down lol

Teary eyes are pretty lust inducing!