Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

the more the merrier. I was really hoping for a PG/Ampic melting pot

I am a little stumped myself, but look forward to your superhero.
I was thinking that would be the perfect result.

I like the Superhero idea, but my Batman boxer briefs died a year ago...I will come up with something.

I am still working on "Red"... no privacy.
 
I shall have to go looking for my Wonder Woman knickers.

I lost my tie side g string last night. Old mate pulled the ribbon while at the performance and they fell off and out of my dress, going underneath the bleachers. I couldn't bring myself to ask one of the venue staff to get it.

I do have a new appreciation for performance grade bubble mix. You kinda see but kinda don't.
 
Superbowl hotdog breakfast at the American consul generals residence tomorrow morning. Strategically have to plan my dress so it doesn't look like I back either team. Superbowl parties are a sausage fest at the best of times.
Whats hotdog geeky that I could get away with on technically US soil?
 
Hot dog breakfast? The hell? Who eats hot dogs for breakfast?
5:30am start, 7am game in my time zone. Therefore hotdog breakfast.
I could protest to your state department about the usual menu but it will fall on deaf ears.

What was the character in Porkies that did the human hotdog on a tray thing?
 
so I am going to marvel at the wonders of technology for a minute, while wearing read. So I autofix every photograph I want to keep and easily find, from myself to food to serial numbers on electronics. This is partly because it automatically saves in a different folder, but mostly because it is fucking awesome. I even use an old phone for slutty selfies so my real phone is much less overloaded but my real phone is ever more advanced than this. Like, this was a selfie photo taken, then autofixed, below to compared to a video in selfie mode, taken roughly about the same time, from about the same angle . from the same device (click the imgur on movement). My makeup should be near identical.

Anyway, my point is, How do I get an autofix button for life? Like autofix my house, autofix my cooking, autofix my car, hell autofix my hair. How do I get Santa to bring me a universal autofix remote? That is all.

https://i.imgur.com/8jMMe94l.jpg

Well autofix or no autofix.. you are beautiful!! 😍🔥
For the rest.. have DMed you my number.. except for the hair bit.. but happy to try.. to not make it worse 😀
 
I shall have to go looking for my Wonder Woman knickers.

I lost my tie side g string last night. Old mate pulled the ribbon while at the performance and they fell off and out of my dress, going underneath the bleachers. I couldn't bring myself to ask one of the venue staff to get it.

I do have a new appreciation for performance grade bubble mix. You kinda see but kinda don't.
Sounds like a fun night!! Someone who finds the g strings will have fun too... must have been soaked!!
 
5:30am start, 7am game in my time zone. Therefore hotdog breakfast.
I could protest to your state department about the usual menu but it will fall on deaf ears.

What was the character in Porkies that did the human hotdog on a tray thing?
On behalf of my fellow Americans, I apologize for the hot dog breakfast. As much as I like a good hot dog, it’s not a suitable breakfast food, unlike cold pizza.
 
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