Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Since it is red day and I have almost nothing red...my Christmas socks and candle.
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that totally works. points for still being able to get to your christmas stuff too.

 

[Photog1rl]

so I am going to marvel at the wonders of technology for a minute, while wearing read. So I autofix every photograph I want to keep and easily find, from myself to food to serial numbers on electronics. This is partly because it automatically saves in a different folder, but mostly because it is fucking awesome. I even use an old phone for slutty selfies so my real phone is much less overloaded but my real phone is ever more advanced than this. Like, this was a selfie photo taken, then autofixed, below to compared to a video in selfie mode, taken roughly about the same time, from about the same angle . from the same device (click the imgur on movement). My makeup should be near identical.

Anyway, my point is, How do I get an autofix button for life? Like autofix my house, autofix my cooking, autofix my car, hell autofix my hair. How do I get Santa to bring me a universal autofix remote? That is all.

https://i.imgur.com/8jMMe94l.jpg

https://imgur.com/QbybKab

You don’t need a filter for life. I mean it is so very tempting, right but real life is so much easier to manage.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

so I am going to marvel at the wonders of technology for a minute, while wearing read. So I autofix every photograph I want to keep and easily find, from myself to food to serial numbers on electronics. This is partly because it automatically saves in a different folder, but mostly because it is fucking awesome. I even use an old phone for slutty selfies so my real phone is much less overloaded but my real phone is ever more advanced than this. Like, this was a selfie photo taken, then autofixed, below to compared to a video in selfie mode, taken roughly about the same time, from about the same angle . from the same device (click the imgur on movement). My makeup should be near identical.

Anyway, my point is, How do I get an autofix button for life? Like autofix my house, autofix my cooking, autofix my car, hell autofix my hair. How do I get Santa to bring me a universal autofix remote? That is all.

https://i.imgur.com/8jMMe94l.jpg

https://imgur.com/QbybKab

Holy fuck!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Being red and green colourblind, I think the shirts has got a red line in it.

https://www.***********/s/kzobqnxe7i1ndes/Photo 11-02-2023, 18 09 51.jpg?dl=0

good picture, and interesting. that must take a lot of fun out of ugly christmas sweaters.

 

[Willingtoshare]

That is a hot photo-just so you know..

Thank you!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Such a doll........for autofix, try Lotto?

yes. fuck yes. autofix me a lottery ticket phone....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You don’t need a filter for life. I mean it is so cery tempting, right but real life is so much easier to manage.

my house is a mess, it could use some serious autofixing man.

 

[hotoldrguy]

so I am going to marvel at the wonders of technology for a minute, while wearing read. So I autofix every photograph I want to keep and easily find, from myself to food to serial numbers on electronics. This is partly because it automatically saves in a different folder, but mostly because it is fucking awesome. I even use an old phone for slutty selfies so my real phone is much less overloaded but my real phone is ever more advanced than this. Like, this was a selfie photo taken, then autofixed, below to compared to a video in selfie mode, taken roughly about the same time, from about the same angle . from the same device (click the imgur on movement). My makeup should be near identical.

Anyway, my point is, How do I get an autofix button for life? Like autofix my house, autofix my cooking, autofix my car, hell autofix my hair. How do I get Santa to bring me a universal autofix remote? That is all.

https://i.imgur.com/8jMMe94l.jpg

https://imgur.com/QbybKab

You look gorgeous in both of these. But I see what you mean about autofix! Would be great to autofix everything

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’ll get something up later today

Should I let you know when I will be eating?

 

[Codeman93]

Poof
Good morning chaos.
Sleepy in red this morning.
This will poof fast

I always miss it

 

[drobert44]

Is this red enuf?



https://i.imgur.com/cXTscbg.jpg

Got it at Western History Association convention, so fun!

 

[drobert44]

yes. fuck yes. autofix me a lottery ticket phone....

I ain't that smart......

 

[drobert44]

You don’t need a filter for life. I mean it is so cery tempting, right but real life is so much easier to manage.

you could be a Sunday School teacher

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Ok here goes. Will poof soon but whatever the fuck. The shirt is for Justa lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok here goes. Will poof soon but whatever the fuck. The shirt is for Justa lol

very nice, getting brave.

go sportball team go. yaaaa sports.

 

[Photog1rl]

you could be a Sunday School teacher

Hmmm

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I’ll get something up later today

Can't wait!

 

[Photog1rl]

Ok here goes. Will poof soon but whatever the fuck. The shirt is for Justa lol

https://imgur.com/a/9D5JXz1

You’re missing the puppy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh speaking of sportsball, we lose most of the american men tomorrow right? but they will be well fed and half lit, when they come back online late at night?

 

[draconus_infernus]

oh speaking of sportsball, we lose most of the american men tomorrow right? but they will be well fed and half lit, when they come back online late at night?

I won’t be one of those. I’m not a football fan. I never really was, to be honest, and then a job I once had really killed it for me. I’ll probably be watching a movie or something during the game.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

oh speaking of sportsball, we lose most of the american men tomorrow right? but they will be well fed and half lit, when they come back online late at night?

Yeah I cant really enjoy until close to gametime because of own kids sportsball tomorrow. I will figure something outz.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah I cant really enjoy until close to gametime because of own kids sportsball tomorrow. I will figure something outz.

lesser sportsball being scheduled the same day as major sportsball. Travesty.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I won’t be one of those. I’m not a football fan. I never really was, to be honest, and then a job I once had really killed it for me. I’ll probably be watching a movie or something during the game.

what was the job that killed it?

 

[WerdNerd]

so I am going to marvel at the wonders of technology for a minute, while wearing read. So I autofix every photograph I want to keep and easily find, from myself to food to serial numbers on electronics. This is partly because it automatically saves in a different folder, but mostly because it is fucking awesome. I even use an old phone for slutty selfies so my real phone is much less overloaded but my real phone is ever more advanced than this. Like, this was a selfie photo taken, then autofixed, below to compared to a video in selfie mode, taken roughly about the same time, from about the same angle . from the same device (click the imgur on movement). My makeup should be near identical.

Anyway, my point is, How do I get an autofix button for life? Like autofix my house, autofix my cooking, autofix my car, hell autofix my hair. How do I get Santa to bring me a universal autofix remote? That is all.

https://i.imgur.com/8jMMe94l.jpg

https://imgur.com/QbybKab

Beautiful even without autofix. Just enjoy the ride for all its worth and love every bit of it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

lesser sportsball being scheduled the same day as major sportsball. Travesty.

I dont think girls competitive soccer gives a fuck about Super Bowl.