Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Ah yes, the infamous one eyed trouser snake. A distant relative of the one eyed wonder weasel.

The Kiwi one eyed trouser snake is seen I the wild but those Kiwi lady weasels are pretty quick off the mark in finding them too.

 

[Dreamliner]

Sydney is New Zealands 4th largest city
Your wildlife is more deadly, our men are. It all balances out…
@Dreamliner totally a joke, you’re gorgeous and clearly I need to come to Auckland to be proven wrong perhaps

and @missswannie,

As our Tasman cousins know Lindi, NZ has four main Islands, North Island, South Island, Stewart Island and West Island! The latter sometimes known as Australia. However, people of knowledge here in Australasia know it as the former, not the latter.

Clearly you do Lindi. Stay tuned.

 

[missswannie]

well that is one way to go. likely memorable too.

I'm a horny bleeder so get dared and talked into all sorts of mischief. Not this week.

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm a horny bleeder so get dared and talked into all sorts of mischief. Not this week.

I'm assuming that's an intentional double entendre...

 

[zach20092]

Mooning a Thames full of morning rowers!!

https://imgur.com/a/yuiM0gG

 

[missswannie]

I'm assuming that's an intentional double entendre...

An easy double to throw in for our more English oriented friends.

 

[Saltfountain]

An easy double to throw in for our more English oriented friends.

I thought so, but I'm normally wrong

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

 

[Willingtoshare]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

Fuck…

 

[Tedfkats]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

Love the shoes!

 

[AmberRocks]

instructions, wishes, commands? it doesn't matter what we call them, it didn't work.

If you're wearing them, they all imply:
1. Tear off
2. Open legs
3. Insert tongue


Yes, I'm volunteering if that is allowed?

 

[AmberRocks]

Home from the office. Jellyfish rash has cleared up. Going to potter around and do a few things then fall in the pool, shower and wash my hair.

That is a VERY sexy look!

 

[AmberRocks]

This has always been one of my favorite black and whites. With a little color.

That is awesome!
Those are awesome!
And YOU are awesome!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

I am fully awake now. "Red" was clearly a goid idea. Thank you for getting my blood flowing this morning (all in one direction lol).
Still looking for those red silk boxers...

 

[Willingtoshare]

Good morning…

 

[drobert44]

yeah, I just don't quit lol

Loving your ass!

 

[drobert44]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

Lace, nylons and hi heels, o my!

 

[awired50]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

Great start this morning!

 

[Saltfountain]

I thought so, but I'm normally wrong

Ironic but also appropriate that that was my 2000th post

 

[awired50]

?

 

[LupineOne]

good morning. Starting off the red.

https://i.imgur.com/nVrLlk8l.jpg

*growls softly*
Oh my, Little Red….

 

[missswannie]

First up on red day you have to put your red heels on and click them three times.

Absolutely no purpose unless we are having an OZ day as well, but at least that sends us home to get into red.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Red day? I only own black and grey hoodies. Some flannel.

 

[missswannie]

Then we have a look around the lingerie drawer and wardrobe for what turns out to be surprisingly less straight red stuff than you thought.

 

[missswannie]

And then we slip it on, having to go the layback pose because the forward pose untidily drops a boob half out the hole in the lace where the moths have got to it.