Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mo_Bandy]

I fucking love you lol

I kinda love her too and I hate most people including myself.

 

[jason28053]

I kinda love her too and I hate most people including myself.

Muh fucker. Did I say that right?

 

[LupineOne]

Oh crap… there he goes chasing after her…

I’ve been a very busy wolf. I’m exhausted.

I’m drinking. You get home yet?

No. It’ll probably be an hour and a half yet with work and these roads.
I’ll be having a drink too

 

[shenglung]

Y’all could be sisters from another mister!

This is very true they also both like to hide there faces behind large sunglasses I've commented to @Lindi37 about her similarity to @MedicalMuse but she brushed it off as usual

You ladies are both beautiful

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Muh fucker. Did I say that right?

Yes but try and use it in a sentence. Also, I have been transitioning to muthfucka here as of late.

 

[jason28053]

This is very true they also both like to hide there faces behind large sunglasses I've commented to @Lindi37 about her similarity to @MedicalMuse but she brushed it off as usual

You ladies are both beautiful

They speak the same language! Can weave a tapestry in profanity

 

[jason28053]

Yes but try and use it in a sentence. Also, I have been transitioning to muthfucka here as of late.

No shit? Muthfucka… like that?

 

[shenglung]

I’ve been a very busy wolf. I’m exhausted.

No. It’ll probably be an hour and a half yet with work and these roads.
I’ll be having a drink too

Well again take those roads slow and steady man we want to see you make it home safe
We'll get the drinks ready for you and I'm sure the ladies will be lined up to give a massage.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Commence primary ignition.


Yeah I'm still fuckin' MAD!

 

[Ingenue844]

sorry its my CA dialect.

Did I know you are from CA!?
I am too

 

[cascadiabound]

Why in the name of crikey fuck do you have a TikTok

he doesn't

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes but try and use it in a sentence. Also, I have been transitioning to muthfucka here as of late.

You should write a book.

Lessons In Being a Bad Muh Fucker by Mo Bandy.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

he doesn't

I might have one. But it's purely for research purposes.

 

[BrendaBear]

You should write a book.

Lessons In Being a Bad Muh Fucker by Mo Bandy.

Do we need a manual as where to find Muhs that are interested in fucking? Maybe good pickup lines for when we meet a Muh in a bar.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do we need a manual as where to find Muhs that are interested in fucking? Maybe good pickup lines for when we meet a Muh in a bar.

I'll be your Muh, boo

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do we need a manual as where to find Muhs that are interested in fucking? Maybe good pickup lines for when we meet a Muh in a bar.

Well what kind of pick up lines have you tossed out that work? Maybe they translate.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll be your Muh, boo

 

[Lindi37]

This is very true they also both like to hide there faces behind large sunglasses I've commented to @Lindi37 about her similarity to @MedicalMuse but she brushed it off as usual

You ladies are both beautiful

You know my thoughts on this

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You should write a book.

Lessons In Being a Bad Muh Fucker by Mo Bandy.

I should really hire someone to compile all my Lit ‘muh fuckers’ and ‘Might fuck arounds’ for a book. I think it would do especially well to the drunken, illiterate, skank loving, middle aged men demographic.

 

[Trubbycat]

I should really hire someone to compile all my Lit ‘muh fuckers’ and ‘Might fuck arounds’ for a book. I think it would do especially well to the drunken, illiterate, skank loving, middle aged men demographic.

I'm drunken and middle-aged but I like sophisticated women and like to read.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I should really hire someone to compile all my Lit ‘muh fuckers’ and ‘Might fuck arounds’ for a book. I think it would do especially well to the drunken, illiterate, skank loving, middle aged men demographic.

... and the bang pieces and hot soccer moms who love them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm drunken and middle-aged but I like sophisticated women and like to read.

and yet, you still talk to me when you see me around.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

... and the bang pieces and hot soccer moms who love them.

We call them slam pieces or side pieces. Those who like to involve themselves in the occasional bang sesh with a muh fucker.

 

[BrendaBear]

and yet, you still talk to me when you see me around.

Yes… but the question is, if he stood in front of you would he have enough self control to be able to look into your pretty eyes while you talk?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yes… but the question is, if he stood in front of you would he have enough self control to be able to look into your pretty eyes while you talk?

A gentleman would...