Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Well, I certainly seemed to have missed some fun content today. That’s what I get for having to perform mind numbing tasks for over half of my workday.

Maybe when I get home I’ll add some content of my own. Fuck if I know what that will be, though.

You always present well. Hop in the group shower for sudsing. Oops sorry, accidentally tweaked those nipple rings.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

It's still arms day around these parts... I mean, my parts.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Shower party at A's? Bring your shower wine, A can stand in the middle in the water and everyone can apply the soap.

Wouldn't that be something.

Sounds like a perfect Chaos party...we gonna all take turns?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Not gonna lie, what the ladies have been sharing is so much hotter than porn. Real people having the courage to share online… woof.

yeah. That's fucking awesome.

 

[Lindi37]

You're beautiful in blue.

And I'm taking inspiration from you for today's contribution to the ratio. Shampoos, scents, and showers...

View attachment 2209840My shampoo and conditioner. According to the manufacturer, the scent is Relative Paradise. They have decided that this less than absolute paradise smells like the following... SICILIAN LEMON, TANGERINE, EUCALYPTUS, GREEN TEA, TREE MOSS, and CRISP AMBER.

And me, somewhere in the process of using these paradisiacally scented products...

Hawt! Thanks for sharing!

 

[RuneBlade]

I'm a TRESemmé fella, but I've got nothin on the shower and bath time that's been going on in here! Whew!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Body wash on the shaved head here.

Takes seconds to dry

 

[Lindi37]

I'm a TRESemmé fella, but I've got nothin on the shower and bath time that's been going on in here! Whew!

You should add something

 

[bullus]

she gets an offer for cookie payment, and I get cow patties. fuck, I should have taken one of the flipping the bird pictures, it would have come in handy about now.

My mistake. Can I offer you you a cinnamon roll as a peace offering?

 

[bullus]

Body wash on the shaved head here.

Takes seconds to dry

I'm with you on the shaved head thing. Aside from body wash, 20 minutes a week to buzz it back off and that's my complete hair care plan!

 

[Lindi37]

Not my usual but I’m feeling brave (or foolish/too tired to care) meh. Clearly gravity is not my friend #justsaying

 

[bullus]

Now that would be a bonus. *rechecks A's pic*

Imagine how much better life could be if you could just swipe away some loud mouth at work, or swipe in your friends for some drinks?

 

[bullus]

Not my usual but I’m feeling brave (or foolish/too tired to care) meh. Clearly gravity is not my friend #justsaying

Yay! Caught another Lindi pic! Ooo! Can I wash you? I swear I'll only spend 10 minutes making sure your lady parts are clean...

 

[Booboobear84]

what kind of cookies? there is a big difference between like chocolate chip and thin mint versus oatmeal raisin and gingersnaps.

You just named my four favorite cookies, but apparently not yours

 

[Booboobear84]

Not my usual but I’m feeling brave (or foolish/too tired to care) meh. Clearly gravity is not my friend #justsaying
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Just wow

 

[bullus]

Not my usual but I’m feeling brave (or foolish/too tired to care) meh. Clearly gravity is not my friend #justsaying

Gravity gives us guys our issues too Lindi...and if I stick around and see more images like the ones you ladies keep sharing this evening, he won't be looking at the floor and require attention.

Time for bed!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You just named my four favorite cookies, but apparently not yours

how can both groups be favorites? #teamchocolate

 

[Booboobear84]

lol. sure, ok, I'll share a clip. People often think I am kidding when I say things, but the truth is, what I say is only funny because it is usually true.

I don't have words, though a few Ohs certainly occurred. I love your verbalization. tone communicates as much or more than the actual words.

 

[missswannie]

Not my usual but I’m feeling brave (or foolish/too tired to care) meh. Clearly gravity is not my friend #justsaying

Damn, missed it by this much

 

[Booboobear84]

how can both groups be favorites? #teamchocolate

First don't underrate the mint in thin mint. The non-chocolate (and I do advocate chocolate as the drug of choice): a good oatmeal raisin is really tasty, and ginger snaps with ginger crystals taste so good too.

 

[SunBuns]

I’m too late!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gravity gives us guys our issues too Lindi...and if I stick around and see more images like the ones you ladies keep sharing this evening, he won't be looking at the floor and require attention.

Time for bed!

ah yes, Gravity takes a toll on men too. There is this old guy that lives down the street. He likes to be outside in the mornings. He wears a short robe. He will wave when I drive by. Well, his balls hang real low, like lower that the robe when he lifts his arm to wave. Gravity does indeed cause some significant ball sag eventually. That is all I have to add to the men and gravity topic.

 

[bullus]

ah yes, Gravity takes a toll on men too. There is this old guy that lives down the street. He likes to be outside in the mornings. He wears a short robe. He will wave when I drive by. Well, his balls hang real low, like lower that the robe when he lifts his arm to wave. Gravity does indeed cause some significant ball sag eventually. That is all I have to add to the men and gravity topic.

Hehe...balls.

 

[BrendaBear]

ah yes, Gravity takes a toll on men too. There is this old guy that lives down the street. He likes to be outside in the mornings. He wears a short robe. He will wave when I drive by. Well, his balls hang real low, like lower that the robe when he lifts his arm to wave. Gravity does indeed cause some significant ball sag eventually. That is all I have to add to the men and gravity topic.

 

[LupineOne]

Fuck!!!!

That about sums it up!