Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Mr_Soup]

Welcome back, sir. You’ve been missed

Nah. But I missed you guys.

The intergalactic gods have deemed that Earth will remain an autonomous region. Please enjoy the rest of it, rumour has it that planet Z9967 in andromeda galaxy is quite splendid a place to rule from.

I’m afraid not. I have dirt on a certain space goddess who’s really into tentacle pleasure and a certain God who lusts after her would eradicate Earth if he found out she and Cthulhu were bumping uglies. Earth is mine in exchange for my silence. Intergalactic politics are complex. Thankfully you all have me keeping you all safe and entertaining you with my insanity. And soup.

A purge?! What might, uh, a girl do to stay in your good graces?

Your recent betrothal to Secretary of Sexy Nebs has the fringe benefit of purge immunity. Just don’t break her heart or you’ll be ejected in the Carlin Catapult.

Ok erasing The Last Jedi from existence has my loyalty for life. Also how many eggs you need? I raise chickens so I got plenty

All blasphemy shall be purged from the history books. There will be no The Last Jedi, Speed 2, Game Of Thrones season 7, modern day Tom And Jerry, or Twilight anything.

Also I only recently learned how to cook eggs because it was brought to my addition that no ruler can be taken seriously who cannot cook an egg. So I’m not sure how many is required to achieve enlightenment. I’ll get back to you on that. Do you perhaps also have bacon? Mmm, bacon.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh god there she goes…

 

[HeavyBalls]

You aren't going to like this answer, but I don't REALLY care

Then why did you respond? Nice try at antagonizing me.

 

[cascadiabound]

You aren't going to like this answer, but I don't REALLY care

Don't poke HeavyBalls. He's a good dude.

 

[BrendaBear]

All blasphemy shall be purged from the history books. There will be no The Last Jedi, Speed 2, Game Of Thrones season 7, modern day Tom And Jerry, or Twilight anything.

…and Scrappy doo? Please oh please..

 

[rjr_1954]

Brenda Brat

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

 

[rjr_1954]

Don't poke HeavyBalls. He's a good dude.

I'll take it back.

 

[BrendaBear]

Then why did you respond? Nice try at antagonizing me.

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Do wookies enjoy blow jobs?

 

[Trubbycat]

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Do wookies enjoy blow jobs?

I would imagine the crotch hair gets pretty funky…

 

[BrendaBear]

Errchh imagine all that.... hair

Yeah… but he seems really bummed, I want to cheer him up.

 

[rjr_1954]

Then why did you respond? Nice try at antagonizing me.

I humbly kneel before you, and ask for forgiveness Master! I was WRONG!

 

[BrendaBear]

I humbly kneel before you, and ask for forgiveness Master! I was WRONG!

While you’re there… use that mouth for something better… just sayin’

 

[shenglung]

So speaking of starwars characters below the belt, finally know why c3po was called golden rod lol

 

[Trubbycat]

So speaking of starwars characters below the belt, finally know why c3po was called golden rod lol
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Now we know why they needed restraining bolts

 

[shenglung]

So speaking of starwars characters below the belt, finally know why c3po was called golden rod lol
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I also wonder how many ladies saw this and said "this is the Droid I'm looking for" lol

 

[HeavyBalls]

I humbly kneel before you, and ask for forgiveness Master! I was WRONG!

Just like a bully to overtly apologize when called out on BS.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

So speaking of starwars characters below the belt, finally know why c3po was called golden rod lol
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My eyes!! My eyes!!!!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Do wookies enjoy blow jobs?

No, they LOVE them!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Don’t pay any attention to him.

Do wookies enjoy blow jobs?

Just the male ones.

 

[EarlyDawn1973]

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[BrendaBear]

Just the male ones.

So the female wookies won’t go down on their men? No wonder they rip peoples arms out of their sockets!!!

 

[HeavyBalls]

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I can arrange that!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So the female wookies won’t go down on their men? No wonder they rip peoples arms out of their sockets!!!

Its the hair thing...

 

[LupineOne]

*yawns huge showing all my teeth and curls up*

 

[shenglung]

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Well she kinda did lol