Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[rjr_1954]

Good night crazy chaos!

Don't leave yet! I'm just getting started.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Damn it, it was going to be fun. *closes the flood gates*

Is “ closes the flood gates @ code for… I’m going to squirt ALL over

 

[rjr_1954]

Oh my! I am watching a star wars movie, and the baddies caught Chewbacca. And I notice (apparently for the first time), they have a collar and leash on him as well as handcuffs…. Then suddenly I knew…. I want a wookie bondage slave!!! C’mon! How cool would it be to have him tied to a table and cowgirl him? Yippy ky Yay! Whooo hooo!!

Watch the hair balls!

 

[rjr_1954]

I can find a willing victim. Or unwilling.

You don't have to find me!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Is “ closes the flood gates @ code for… I’m going to squirt ALL over

Yes. Well. Was going to.

 

[Speshul91]

Morning chaos

 

[rjr_1954]

These people evidently need Jesus.

You don't have to quote John 3:16-17 to me.

 

[rjr_1954]

Morning chaos

Morning Specshul91

 

[rjr_1954]

Is “ closes the flood gates @ code for… I’m going to squirt ALL over

Use a tissue

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Use a tissue

Wet wipes work more better.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wet wipes work more better.

That does actually sound like it should be the name of a lubricant… really…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

That does actually sound like it should be the name of a lubricant… really…

Mr. Zog’s sex wax
That should be a lube name.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mr. Zog’s sex wax
That should be a lube name.

I dunno… that sounds like something you use to polish and shine your member. Like, for a car show…. A dick show? Is there such a thing? @PlanetaryNebula and @Justadesperatewifeandmom could be the inspectors…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I got my milkshake! Chocolate... because I'm not an animal. (Looking at you @Whiskeyjack )View attachment 2209839

 

[shenglung]

I got my milkshake! Chocolate... because I'm not an animal. (Looking at you @Whiskeyjack )View attachment 2209839

I tried offering you one

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I dunno… that sounds like something you use to polish and shine your member. Like, for a car show…. A dick show? Is there such a thing? @PlanetaryNebula and @Justadesperatewifeandmom could be the inspectors…

I would expect sex wax to be a lower melting point wax so the kinky candle wax thing but less ouch.

As for dick shows, I used to host some amateur ones in my younger years when I was bored, but now I only see them in the corners of the internet such as reddit, ratemycock

 

[shenglung]

I dunno… that sounds like something you use to polish and shine your member. Like, for a car show…. A dick show? Is there such a thing? @PlanetaryNebula and @Justadesperatewifeandmom could be the inspectors…

Well it is the best for your stick lol

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I dunno… that sounds like something you use to polish and shine your member. Like, for a car show…. A dick show? Is there such a thing? @PlanetaryNebula and @Justadesperatewifeandmom could be the inspectors…

Mr. Zog’s is actually OLD school surfboard wax.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I would expect sex wax to be a lower melting point wax so the kinky candle wax thing but less ouch.

As for dick shows, I used to host some amateur ones in my younger years when I was bored, but now I only see them in the corners of the internet such as reddit, ratemycock

Soy wax is good. It has a low melting temperature.

 

[BrendaBear]

Soy wax is good. It has a low melting temperature.

Someone was just telling me about melting wax… haven’t tried that yet.

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh my! I am watching a star wars movie, and the baddies caught Chewbacca. And I notice (apparently for the first time), they have a collar and leash on him as well as handcuffs…. Then suddenly I knew…. I want a wookie bondage slave!!! C’mon! How cool would it be to have him tied to a table and cowgirl him? Yippy ky Yay! Whooo hooo!!

Oh god! Oh god! These ARE the droids you’re looking for! I’m such a bad Wookie! Force choke me Daddy! I confess!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Sith Voice:

"Wipe them out... ALL of them!"
"Execute order 66!"

Spartan II Voice:

"Insert the Index. Light the Ring. Kill them ALL!"

Starship Troopers Voice:

"KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!"

https://media1.tenor.com/images/94913131c215c98e02a0a0a6f36dcd2f/tenor.gif?itemid=9385357

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh god! Oh god! These ARE the droids you’re looking for! I’m such a bad Wookie! Force choke me Daddy! I confess!

 

[rjr_1954]

Soy wax is good. It has a low melting temperature.

So do I

 

[BrendaBear]

Sith Voice:

"Wipe them out... ALL of them!"
"Execute order 66!"

Spartan II Voice:

"Insert the Index. Light the Ring. Kill them ALL!"

Starship Troopers Voice:

"KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL!"

https://media1.tenor.com/images/94913131c215c98e02a0a0a6f36dcd2f/tenor.gif?itemid=9385357

No Thanos? Or Steppenwolf?