Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

edit to poof
Underwear pic cause ive been too chatty today. Xmas undies are acceptable to wear all year long right?

all are. What do they say?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

all are. What do they say?

This one says "a little naughty". I got some new undies for myself for xmas and the husband didnt even comment on any.

 

[bullus]

I want to know what they usually pick for those 55 minutes. Words with friends?

Definitely not house chores. I tried to get one to stain my fence, and she counter-offered with a blowjob. Ever seen someone suck the end of a sprayer? Wasn't on my to-do list for the day, but hell money is money these days

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This one says "a little naughty". I got some new undies for myself for xmas and the husband didnt even comment on any.

don't feel too bad. I put instructions on mine, no comments and instructions ignored.

 

[bullus]

I can only imagine how fucked up you people must think I am at this point. If it's any consolation, please know that sometimes I just can't keep myself from spewing something like the above. It just pops into mind and out the fingers it goes.

I have a similar problem with my mouth IRL. I should probably hire someone to follow me around with a roll of duct tape...

 

[BrendaBear]

don't feel too bad. I put instructions on mine, no comments and instructions ignored.

Instructions… that’s too funny!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I can only imagine how fucked up you people must think I am at this point. If it's any consolation, please know that sometimes I just can't keep myself from spewing something like the above. It just pops into mind and out the fingers it goes.

I have a similar problem with my mouth IRL. I should probably hire someone to follow me around with a roll of duct tape...

eh don't ever change. I would guess most people think it is all joking in good fun. The question is is it all just jokes, or my kind of a jokes?

 

[BrendaBear]

I can only imagine how fucked up you people must think I am at this point. If it's any consolation, please know that sometimes I just can't keep myself from spewing something like the above. It just pops into mind and out the fingers it goes.

I have a similar problem with my mouth IRL. I should probably hire someone to follow me around with a roll of duct tape...

Ummm… gags and cuffs can be useful…. Just sayin’

 

[bullus]

eh don't ever change. I would guess most people think it is all joking in good. The question is is it all just jokes, or my kind of a jokes?

Probably best to leave that discernment to the beholder. Much like dad jokes, I pride myself in seeing responses like "WTF" or rolled eyes

 

[bullus]

Ummm… gags and cuffs can be useful…. Just sayin’

I'll have to check with my employer to see if that is part of the allowable attire.

Ah fuck it, wouldn't be the first time HR had to thicken my file.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I should probably hire someone to follow me around with a roll of duct tape...

How much does this job pay?

 

[bullus]

How much does this job pay?

Hmmm, what are your qualifications?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hmmm, what are your qualifications?

Good with duck tape

 

[bullus]

Good with duck tape

So far so good. I'd like to call you back for a second interview to measure your following skills.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So far so good. I'd like to call you back for a second interview to measure your following skills.

This job is starting to sound too hard

 

[bullus]

This job is starting to sound too hard

We haven't even got to the duct tape application training yet

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Instructions… that’s too funny!!!

instructions, wishes, commands? it doesn't matter what we call them, it didn't work.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We haven't even got to the duct tape application training yet

Training? But I already have a college degree in duct taping

 

[bullus]

Training? But I already have a college degree in duct taping

You're hired. BYOT

(bring your own tape)

You will be compensated in cookies

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You're hired. BYOT

(bring your own tape)

You will be compensated in cookies

Will there be crumbs to follow?

I actually quit. I need healthcare and a 401k. And time to fuck around on the internet.

 

[bullus]

Will there be crumbs to follow?

I actually quit. I need healthcare and a 401k. And time to fuck around on the internet.

Shit! Back to Indeed I go!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You're hired. BYOT

(bring your own tape)

You will be compensated in cookies

what kind of cookies? there is a big difference between like chocolate chip and thin mint versus oatmeal raisin and gingersnaps.

 

[Trubbycat]

don't feel too bad. I put instructions on mine, no comments and instructions ignored.

One of these days I must share my Spider-Man underpants…

 

[BrendaBear]

One of these days I must share my Spider-Man underpants…

Kitty underoos?

 

[Trubbycat]

Kitty underoos?

Yes.