Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Moochienanu]

Does the blue water smell good too?

yep! Like a sweet peppermint-rosemary combo. You can’t see too well, but it also has sparkles floating throughout it too.

 

[Trubbycat]

yep! Like a sweet peppermint-rosemary combo. You can’t see too well, but it also has sparkles floating throughout it too.

Then go with the blue. My daughter must drink hair products the way she goes through them.

 

[Moochienanu]

Then go with the blue. My daughter must drink hair products the way she goes through them.

My hair is pretty long, so mine doesn’t tend to last too long either. My sister (a hairdresser) bought me the purple ones for Christmas, so I’ve been mostly alternating these since, but I’m traveling tomorrow and couldn’t decide which to go with.

 

[FranklyFrank]

um sorry or you are welcome, whatever is appropriate.

I'm sorry...he is unable to type right now....he will respond when one hand or the other becomes free.

 

[Trubbycat]

My hair is pretty long, so mine doesn’t tend to last too long either. My sister (a hairdresser) bought me the purple ones for Christmas, so I’ve been mostly alternating these since, but I’m traveling tomorrow and couldn’t decide which to go with.

My daughter unfortunately inherited my hair, it's very fine and she is constant trying brands for volume and thickness. My wife has incredibly thick hair. I could hang her off the roof from her scalp.

 

[Moochienanu]

A little more bathtime

 

[Trubbycat]

A little more bathtime

ohhhhh god

 

[Moochienanu]

ohhhhh god

Hopefully a positive exclamation?

 

[Trubbycat]

Hopefully a positive exclamation?

yup

 

[FranklyFrank]

Lovely...and relaxing in a mesmerizing way!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I can’t even begin to fathom how to catch up. Just starting here.

Why are we fucking people who hate us?

Hi beautiful pervs

I’ll start here too. And same question!

Don't think of it as fucking someone you hate. Think of it as masturbating using someone else's body.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I don't like the sound of that...

I see what you did there. Are we supposed to tell how long our kink list is? I may need a new battery for my calculator...

 

[jason28053]

Don't think of it as fucking someone you hate. Think of it as masturbating using someone else's body.

That’s doesn’t work, I like myself

 

[Saltfountain]

Don't think of it as fucking someone you hate. Think of it as masturbating using someone else's body.

My wanks are already hate fucks

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

lol. sure, ok, I'll share a clip. People often think I am kidding when I say things, but the truth is, what I say is only funny because it is usually true.

Vocal, aren't you? Glad you enjoyed yourself.

ETA: You're getting new followers, aren't you?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I need some help!
Which shampoo and conditioner should I use?
The LEFT in the blue smell absolutely delicious, but my hair needs a rewashing after only a day or maybe two.
The RIGHT in the purple tubes leaves my hair looking incredible for several days, but smells nowhere near as good as the other.
what do I do?!!?

I think I want to see how they both work. I'll be right over.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Vocal, aren't you? Glad you enjoyed yourself.

ETA: You're getting new followers, aren't you?

I think I want "That's fucking awesome" as a ringtone.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Vocal, aren't you? Glad you enjoyed yourself.

ETA: You're getting new followers, aren't you?

yeah, I am a loud mouth, aren't I.

And no, well 1, but it is a reincarnate of a prior one. I think all the pervs who like twisty chicks already follow me.

I think I want "That's fucking awesome" as a ringtone.

oh god, fingers crossed I hear that in Publix one day.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My responses are usually verification she actually wants the sex and then finding out what else she plans to do with the remaining 55 minutes of the hour I paid for

I want to know what they usually pick for those 55 minutes. Words with friends?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

yeah, I am a loud mouth, aren't I.

And no, well 1, but it is a reincarnate of a prior one. I think all the pervs who like twisty chicks already follow me.

oh god, fingers crossed I hear that in Publix one day.

Nevermind. I dont want the mobs after me.

 

[BrendaBear]

oh god, fingers crossed I hear that in Publix one day.

OMG! I cannot image how surreal to someplace in public, and hear someone’s phone go off, and it is your own voice in the throws of ecstasy… that would be so cool!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

Have you thought about just starting an only fans instead of posting it for free here? Do you need an agent?

Oi! Stfu!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

OMG! I cannot image how surreal to someplace in public, and hear someone’s phone go off, and it is your own voice in the throws of ecstasy… that would be so cool!!!

that would be hysterical. I'd be rolling.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Have you thought about just starting an only fans instead of posting it for free here? Do you need an agent?

see once I start getting paid, it becomes work. Once it is work, it becomes a chore I must do, then whine about having to do it, then it would no longer be fun. But if I every lose my job, it is a back up plan to try.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

poof
Underwear pic cause ive been too chatty today. Xmas undies are acceptable to wear all year long right?