Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Dionysian Beast]

oh god, who the fuck let me be in charge That is just a recipe for chaos. Next, someone might look towards me as the voice of reason, and that is when we all know we are all about to get fucked.

I think we're past the recipe stage.

Better put that on the spreadsheet, so we don't forget who fucked us all.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Voice of reason? Or boobs of reason… I am so confused.

Voice of boobs

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

hum, I know what the voice of reason does, and it sounds like a lot of work. Not sure about boobs of reason, what is that job description? I might be willing to take that on.

I would belive anything told to me by boobs (maybe cut back the electric lettuce again?)

 

[draconus_infernus]

oh god, who the fuck let me be in charge That is just a recipe for chaos. Next, someone might look towards me as the voice of reason, and that is when we all know we are all about to get fucked.

Hey, better that you’re in charge than me. I’d let the power go to my head and institute a nap time.

Nap time. Fuck I’m tired, and I haven’t even gotten the day started yet. Sometimes swing shift can be rough.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think we're past the recipe stage.

Better put that on the spreadsheet, so we don't forget who fucked us all.

I fucked everyone? wow, that must have been a busy night.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I would belive anything told to me by boobs (maybe cut back the electric lettuce again?)

Don't worry, my boobs never tell lies.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey, better that you’re in charge than me. I’d let the power go to my head and institute a nap time.

Nap time. Fuck I’m tired, and I haven’t even gotten the day started yet. Sometimes swing shift can be rough.

more caffeine?

 

[draconus_infernus]

more caffeine?

Caffeine period. My tea is almost done steeping. I’m not a coffee drinker, so I have a travel mug full of Earl Grey on my drive to work. And yes, I started drinking that because Captain Picard drank it. I’m that kind of a nerd.

I’m also the kind of nerd who knows Sir Patrick Stewart fucking hates Earl Grey.

I apologize for injecting my geekiness into this thread so half heartedly. Next time, when I’m fully rested and mostly coherent, I’ll really geek out! You’ve been warned.

Now where’s my tea…?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Caffeine period. My tea is almost done steeping. I’m not a coffee drinker, so I have a travel mug full of Earl Grey on my drive to work. And yes, I started drinking that because Captain Picard drank it. I’m that kind of a nerd.

I’m also the kind of nerd who knows Sir Patrick Stewart fucking hates Earl Grey.

I apologize for injecting my geekiness into this thread so half heartedly. Next time, when I’m fully rested and mostly coherent, I’ll really geek out! You’ve been warned.

Now where’s my tea…?

My local coffee shop put MILK in my Earl Grey tea the other night. It was awful! Blasphemy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I fucked everyone? wow, that must have been a busy night.

Not that im saying theres actually anyone that doesnt like you. Meme for everyone else.

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m also the kind of nerd who knows Sir Patrick Stewart fucking hates Earl Grey.

That's because Earl Grey was a cunt.

Stewart had lobbied for him to be a redshirt as a favour, but Grey pushed and ended up as a yellow shirt, so he lived. He'd cough quietly during all of Stewart's lines to put him off out of spite.

Utter cunt...

 

[AmberRocks]

that is on my future ways to attempt murder list, seems rather inefficient though.

Inefficient? Perhaps. But really it's more of, if you have the desire to murder someone, is that the person you want to reward with such a great way to go?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah I’ve got Google Maps open just waiting…

Is that so you can go find them?

 

[Trubbycat]

Is that so you can go find them?

I had read sheet as street. Killed the joke. Deleted it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I can’t even begin to fathom how to catch up. Just starting here.

Why are we fucking people who hate us?

Hi beautiful pervs

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ve heard of hate-fucking…

26.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are we fucking people who hate us?

Just to encourage more fucking

 

[jason28053]

I can’t even begin to fathom how to catch up. Just starting here.

Why are we fucking people who hate us?

Hi beautiful pervs

I’ll start here too. And same question!

 

[BrendaBear]

I’ve heard of hate-fucking…

26.

so during sex, they are telling each other how much they hate each other? Or they lie about it?

I wonder how that process goes at the pick-up bar…

Hey baby, want to go back to my place?
well, do you hate me?
oh yeah! I hate you baby! I cannot stand the sight of you!
Great! Lets go!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve heard of hate-fucking…

26.

You have 26 people you hate? Is there a list?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I fucked everyone? wow, that must have been a busy night.

More like a week.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ll start here too. And same question!

Why do you like wow faces so much

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I can’t even begin to fathom how to catch up. Just starting here.

Why are we fucking people who hate us?

Hi beautiful pervs

I don’t.
If I know someone dislikes/ hates me. I don’t talk to them.

 

[jason28053]

Why do you like wow faces so much

Don’t know, I just react to what strikes me at the moment

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t know, I just react to what strikes me at the moment

When people wow, im always like... did i cross a line?