Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Saltfountain]

A few years of PCR tests every time I enter a govt facility, mine or hospital and it's a reminder that I have never mastered my gag reflex.

I chucked up on a nurse doing my PCR test before a hospital visit

 

[missswannie]

You want to turn around so we can do a quick comparison between the moon and the globes?

Nah, boobs are out of action today. I got draped by a rogue jelly fish out the back of the waves so look like I have been sensitivity whipped at the local "adult friendship club"

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

For NEBS on 'short' notice
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Thank you RJ. That was very brave of you to share

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This is the only way I know to get it to her

Inbox open

 

[missswannie]

Careful, don’t burn that moon

I had had a few drinks but stayed back. Out of reach of hands mostly, not heat.

 

[missswannie]

I chucked up on a nurse doing my PCR test before a hospital visit

I admit to a couple of dry coughs interrupting the process. Funny as my bloke doesn't like it up the nose but takes it in the throat like a champion. I teased him that it was all those boys on lonely nights at mine sites but he never finds that joke funny.

 

[zekuma]

Nah, boobs are out of action today. I got draped by a rogue jelly fish out the back of the waves so look like I have been sensitivity whipped at the local "adult friendship club"

Ok thats got to leave a few streaks. Still like to see. Whipped arses I have seen but not too many whipped boobs.

 

[zekuma]

I admit to a couple of dry coughs interrupting the process. Funny as my bloke doesn't like it up the nose but takes it in the throat like a champion. I teased him that it was all those boys on lonely nights at mine sites but he never finds that joke funny.

Ha ha most guys are happy with their gay mates talking about it but not quite there to inferences of them doing it. Cue Jack Black in Tropic Thunder

 

[missswannie]

I'd offer to lend you my stinger suit, but I think it would be a couple sizes too big for you.

Thanks love. The jelly fish don't normally get their long tails until end of March so just tickle if you have the odd one go by. I'd taken my swim top off as it was digging into me as I was swimming between the bouys and got nabbed. Fun with the seatbelt across it as I was heading home, one semi relaxed nipple and one blazing and hard.

 

[missswannie]

Ha ha most guys are happy with their gay mates talking about it but not quite there to inferences of them doing it. Cue Jack Black in Tropic Thunder

Our very out there gay mate is a demon on Grindr and tells everyone in graphic detail his adventures.

I am the cocksucker of this house. Just can't take it past my throat.

 

[zekuma]

Thanks love. The jelly fish don't normally get their long tails until end of March so just tickle if you have the odd one go by. I'd taken my swim top off as it was digging into me as I was swimming between the bouys and got nabbed. Fun with the seatbelt across it as I was heading home, one semi relaxed nipple and one blazing and hard.

Our very out there gay mate is a demon on Grindr and tells everyone in graphic detail his adventures.

I am the cocksucker of this house. Just can't take it past my throat.

Don't know... somewhere between moons, blazing hard nipples and saying cocksucker and my ability to work is getting diminished. Your vocabulary is appealing.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Out watering the garden and somewhere from over the fences was a kids tv song on repeat. "Some of these things are not like the others"

So moon and moon.

Beautiful picture of the moon.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Out watering the garden and somewhere from over the fences was a kids tv song on repeat. "Some of these things are not like the others"

So moon and moon.

Lovely imagery. The landscape and your gorgeous self.

 

[Saltfountain]

Is there a theme today?

 

[missswannie]

Don't know... somewhere between moons, blazing hard nipples and saying cocksucker and my ability to work is getting diminished. Your vocabulary is appealing.

How would you like me to say it? I have a fondness for fellatio?
Could add FFF to the other letters after my name and noone would have a clue.

Jellyfish stung = blazing. Hard as in if they got any stiffer they'd be wrinkling in skin from my boob as well. Female physiology: too hard can hurt.

 

[missswannie]

Is there a theme today?

I didn't see any reference to one so just randoming in the meantime.

 

[zach20092]

Out watering the garden and somewhere from over the fences was a kids tv song on repeat. "Some of these things are not like the others"

So moon and moon.

That's definitely a hot arse!! Would love to snuggle my face in between those cheeks!!

 

[zach20092]

Nah, boobs are out of action today. I got draped by a rogue jelly fish out the back of the waves so look like I have been sensitivity whipped at the local "adult friendship club"

oops.. but i have heard saliva is a good cure for the sensitivity... gently applied by somethong soft and warm... like say an experienced  glossa.. happy to offer one
Jokes apart.. Hope you are feeling better!!

 

[Joxlrg]

Out watering the garden and somewhere from over the fences was a kids tv song on repeat. "Some of these things are not like the others"

So moon and moon.

You live on the water???
I love to sit by the fire.. And yes... I have several times naked in fact..
Butt I dont look anywhere near as sexy as you are !!!

Also it sounds like a Hard Nipple day now

 

[Joxlrg]

Nah, boobs are out of action today. I got draped by a rogue jelly fish out the back of the waves so look like I have been sensitivity whipped at the local "adult friendship club"

Looks like it truly STINGS... See what I did there???
I would love to see the rest of that top

 

[missswannie]

oops.. but i have heard saliva is a good cure for the sensitivity... gently applied by somethong soft and warm... like say an experienced  glossa.. happy to offer one
Jokes apart.. Hope you are feeling better!!

The bloke declared that the proteins and ammonia in cum was the most suitable. Not much use to me as he is 800km away. I'd have to seek donations.

 

[zach20092]

The bloke declared that the proteins and ammonia in cum was the most suitable. Not much use to me as he is 800km away. I'd have to seek donations.

Damn!! I am possibly 16000km away!! Too bad we don't have technology to transmit via the phone!! Else a tribute would have worked

 

[Trubbycat]

Perhaps a collection could be taken up and expressed?

 

[bullus]

Another day in Chaos land. How are you fine feathered effers doing today?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well good morning all y'all naked Chaostonians. I am out and about today, wearing a bra and pants and shoes, and everything. Fancy, right. Wasn't always though, so yeah boobs