Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

It usually has very little to do with my looks and more to do with my don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the way I express myself freely, or the vocabulary I use to convey both of those things.

One person told me I don’t seem approachable/am intimidating because I don’t interact enough on my ampic thread - another because I’m not nice to everyone - and yet another because I call people out for their shitty behavior. Oh, and one person actually told me it was because I wrote poetry. *makes an intimidating poet face*

In the end I just laugh it off and do what I want. I really don’t care if I’m intimidating, I just kinda find it funny being a 5’2” little brat. 😏
I get people telling me in person I’m intimidating, unapproachable.
Hell. I can’t help it if I’m 6’5. I’m just a big ole teddy bear.
 
It usually has very little to do with my looks and more to do with my don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the way I express myself freely, or the vocabulary I use to convey both of those things.

One person told me I don’t seem approachable/am intimidating because I don’t interact enough on my ampic thread - another because I’m not nice to everyone - and yet another because I call people out for their shitty behavior. Oh, and one person actually told me it was because I wrote poetry. *makes an intimidating poet face*

In the end I just laugh it off and do what I want. I really don’t care if I’m intimidating, I just kinda find it funny being a 5’2” little brat. 😏
Well people can be intimidated by all sorts of things. It is usually a them problem. I've decided if people are intimidated by me, it is for one of two reasons, either they think I am so fucking funny they worry if they can keep up or they are worried my boobs are just going to come right for them. Both make me laugh.
 
Well people can be intimidated by all sorts of things. It is usually a them problem. I've decided if people are intimidated by me, it is for one of two reasons, either they think I am so fucking funny they worry if they can keep up or they are worried my boobs are just going to come right for them. Both make me laugh.
Like attack of the killer tomatoes?
Attack of the killer titties
Lol
 
It usually has very little to do with my looks and more to do with my don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the way I express myself freely, or the vocabulary I use to convey both of those things.

One person told me I don’t seem approachable/am intimidating because I don’t interact enough on my ampic thread - another because I’m not nice to everyone - and yet another because I call people out for their shitty behavior. Oh, and one person actually told me it was because I wrote poetry. *makes an intimidating poet face*

In the end I just laugh it off and do what I want. I really don’t care if I’m intimidating, I just kinda find it funny being a 5’2” little brat. 😏
I get people telling me in person I’m intimidating, unapproachable.
Hell. I can’t help it if I’m 6’5. I’m just a big ole teddy bear.
Yeah, I am with you @LittleSwitchy I am 6 ft and just over 300 lb. My nephew says I look like a Grizzly Bear in pants (I had to remind him that there are nor Grizzlies in Ontario)...anyway, because I look physically intimidating, people assume I am actually potentially dangerous.

Ok, maybe I am, but only to asshats, twatwaffles and morons. Everyone else is OK.
 
damn it, someone stole my titty attack idea. those bastards
Fake titty attack. Yours would be about all natural titties.

I just remembered there’s an anime called Bio-Hunter. It started by showing a couple having sex. She’s riding him, he’s fondling a boob, and that mammary grows a mouth and teeth and eats his hand. Possessed demonic titties.

You need to figure out what kind of monstrous mammaries you want.
 
Fake titty attack. Yours would be about all natural titties.

I just remembered there’s an anime called Bio-Hunter. It started by showing a couple having sex. She’s riding him, he’s fondling a boob, and that mammary grows a mouth and teeth and eats his hand. Possessed demonic titties.

You need to figure out what kind of monstrous mammaries you want.
well apparently I have really not thought enough about this at all. All I really have in my head are the outfits.
 
well apparently I have really not thought enough about this at all. All I really have in my head are the outfits.
That’s what you’ve got me here for. I’ve seen enough cheesy horror movies to know what plots could work. And hey, this movie would have built in T&A, so you’d get those guaranteed viewers who are only interested in gratuitous nudity.
 
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