Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Just finished 4 hours of government department briefings without any knickers on underneath my dress. Poor choice when I left home at 6, should have worn a thong, they were getting munched up my bum even on the car ride. Fished them out one too many times so they were abandoned on the pre-speech ladies room visit.

Thought you should know this. The struggle is real. No point doing long briefings when all you can feel is underwear trying to enter your body and getting halfway.
I believe you and I support your decision. Nothing like government briefings without any briefs on.

Can you imagine the cleaning lady who finds your soul-less panties just hanging out in the trash?
 
I believe you and I support your decision. Nothing like government briefings without any briefs on.

Can you imagine the cleaning lady who finds your soul-less panties just hanging out in the trash?
Well indeed, a briefless briefing. You get the point.

I would be hoping cleaning staff would just empty bins and not go looking.
 
That's the problem sometimes.
Folks forget how wonderful imagination is.
:)
I always try to do it so that the mind finishes off the just missing bits. You don't need to see it directly, your mind has already made a picture a hundred times.
 
I’m not going to look away if you post a pic of that
A gentleman always turns his face slightly away if accidentally seeing a knicker flash or a fanny out.
Scientifically, it's about rods and cones in the retina that determines low light vision and colour vision. You are actually programmed to side eye for a better image comprehension.
 
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