Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Workout done ... Legs and a bit more. You'll find this body soaking in the hot tub the rest of the afternoon....

https://i.ibb.co/bHcMQ7s/IMG20230205135325-01.jpg

Can I come too?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Need something bright to off set my corpse like skin tone

I am the palest Floridian every. I can tan, I just don't.

 

[Saltfountain]

Stint. What stint?

Sorry mate was just a silly joke

 

[BrendaBear]

Need something bright to off set my corpse like skin tone

May I offer up lipstick kisses? Like… carefully applied all over? I would be happy to apply them…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so while on thread topic, someone suggested tattoos and piercings, but I feel like we need a third item to go with is as many people do not have tattoos and piercings....jewelry, accessory...suggestions.?

 

[BrendaBear]

so while on thread topic, someone suggested tattoos and piercings, but I feel like we need a third item to go with is as many people do not have tattoos and piercings....jewelry, accessory...suggestions.?

What I keep coming up with is even more inappropriate that I normally am.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

May I offer up lipstick kisses? Like… carefully applied all over? I would be happy to apply them…

Oh Brenda Bear!!! Get your lips over here, STAT!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I am the palest Floridian every. I can tan, I just don't.

Your skin will thank you for years to come.
I can’t tan. Burn yes. Tan no

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh Brenda Bear!!! Get your lips over here, STAT!

On my way!

 

[shenglung]

Need something bright to off set my corpse like skin tone

I am the palest Floridian every. I can tan, I just don't.

Atleast you two have the option to tan I just burn and get more freckles lol

 

[shenglung]

Your skin will thank you for years to come.
I can’t tan. Burn yes. Tan no

And saw this a second to late... so you to huh well you can join me in the shade

 

[Willingtoshare]

Accessories can be fun…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Accessories can be fun…

That’s Hot

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And saw this a second to late... so you to huh well you can join me in the shade

Yep. We can hang out with the spf 50

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Shorts on heading to gym to try to do something about bird legs ...

Hmmm... I've never found birds' legs to be sexy. I must be missing your meaning.

Well, I will jump into legs then. So sad I missed Nipples -not

Great legs, Sassy. You look good in red.

Some fresh shabby legs that are a shadow of their former selves

Shabby??? I do not think it means what you think it means.

Legs

Great legs, Nebs. And I love the blue polish.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Accessories can be fun…

yes, your accessories do look fun indeed

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yep. We can hang out with the spf 50

I use spf 70 or above lol. I try to cause most of my body's cumulative damage on the inside.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

so while on thread topic, someone suggested tattoos and piercings, but I feel like we need a third item to go with is as many people do not have tattoos and piercings....jewelry, accessory...suggestions.?

I'm gonna sit that one out lol

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I use spf 70 or above lol. I try to cause most of my body's cumulative damage on the inside.

I heard that the higher spfs don’t actually work better? And my insides are totally fucked

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Shabby??? I do not think it means what you think it means.

You might be right. I generally don't know what I'm talking about

 

[BrendaBear]

my insides enjoy being totally fucked

Fixed it for you.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fixed it for you.

That goes without saying. But maybe it’s good to reiterate. Like a public service announcement

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Legs
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Nice. Love the blue.

 

[Rapharider]

Legs

Nice hose. I mean toes.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Your skin will thank you for years to come.
I can’t tan. Burn yes. Tan no

Tan no? What have I done now?