Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[bullus]

Alright! The ass day is off and running! Thanks to all who have butted their asses into this thread. I'll escape to the bathroom here sometime and see if I can get a butt crack up here as well...assuming I can find my flat ass back there. It might just be back, crack and legs!

 

[drobert44]

Omg. That place looks sooooooo
DAMN cooooolllldddd.
Lol

It was 55!

 

[drobert44]

Oh, by the way

https://i.imgur.com/cMlsf04.jpeg

Has Phil made his call yet?

 

[drobert44]

if you aren't reading, and clicking on underline words, you miss a lot on lit.

I was going thru the WSJ, hoping for some good news...........

 

[Trubbycat]

Doing my part to add to the chaos. I guess I could try for some sort of sexy, artsy, or alluring picture, but that just ain't me... so pointless gif instead.

Nothing pointless there! Got my loins a twitching…

 

[Trubbycat]

Nothing pointless there! Got my loins a twitching…

Always was an ass man. Today is gonna be great!

 

[drobert44]

Nothing pointless there! Got my loins a twitching…

Nice looking ass U got there, Justa.........

 

[bullus]

Welp, I learned two things taking this ass picture;

1. It's worse than I thought. The serious lack of fluff back there might actually be causing spinal injury!

2. I really should sit my ass in a Nair bath. Pretty sure there's enough hair back there to make a barber sweat...

 

[hotcpu]

Just keeping the butt chain going on Chaos today ...

https://i.ibb.co/zX022gq/Hands-up.jpg

 

[hotcpu]

Doing my part to add to the chaos. I guess I could try for some sort of sexy, artsy, or alluring picture, but that just ain't me... so pointless gif instead.

Not my definition of pointless ... In fact pointing cums up with that dance!!

 

[bullus]

Just keeping the butt chain going on Chaos today ...

See what I mean? I ain't got shit on this dude!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Welp, I learned two things taking this ass picture;

1. It's worse than I thought. The serious lack of fluff back there might actually be causing spinal injury!

2. I really should sit my ass in a Nair bath. Pretty sure there's enough hair back there to make a barber sweat...

oh the things we learn when we look at our own videos and images...right.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See what I mean? I ain't got shit on this dude!

it isn't about the image, it is about the participation.

 

[hotcpu]

See what I mean? I ain't got shit on this dude!

Don't knock yourself ... Many hours at the gym and on the trail have my backside in the shape it is in. Getting older sucks and Gravity always wins no matter how much I try to fight it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don't knock yourself ... Many hours at the gym and on the trail have my backside in the shape it is in. Getting older sucks and Gravity always wins no matter how much I try to fight it!

Gravity. hate that bitch.

 

[hotcpu]

Gravity. hate that bitch.

Unless you are naked on top of me ... Then Gravity is just showing off one of the Sexy Wonders of the World .... Well 2 of them!

 

[bullus]

oh the things we learn when we look at our own videos and images...right.

I usually try to keep the spotlight up front...I know my strengths and weaknesses

it isn't about the image, it is about the participation.

...but yes. I'm not afraid to belittle myself for the enjoyment of others
(emphasis on the little..little ass, time to do squats I guess!)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

In case I don't get a chance later today, here's a couple years back, painting the bathroom. Its very, uh, pink. (The bathroom; my ass is snow fucking white)

 

[Willingtoshare]

Oh I’ll throw a gif into the mix too…

https://www.***********/s/m7ccdt6swicsi6z/Photo 02-02-2023, 09 03 15.gif?dl=0

 

[bullus]

Don't knock yourself ... Many hours at the gym and on the trail have my backside in the shape it is in. Getting older sucks and Gravity always wins no matter how much I try to fight it!

I should definitely put more work in on stuff like that. The problem is this pesky desk job...I sit on it so much, it's no surprise that it's so flat. Maybe a standing desk is on the menu as well...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

In case I don't get a chance later today, here's a couple years back, painting the bathroom. Its very, uh, pink. (The bathroom; my ass is snow fucking white)

missing a little something here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh I’ll throw a gif into the mix too…

https://www.***********/s/m7ccdt6swicsi6z/Photo 02-02-2023, 09 03 15.gif?dl=0

oh I do like the way you gif

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

missing a little something here.

Oh, damn...my fat ass is hard to miss...https://i.imgur.com/OeQx5Go.jpg

 

[Cymru9696]

Still life with posterior and back hair

https://imgur.com/a/xhUWlGy

 

[Willingtoshare]

oh I do like the way you gif

Right back at ya!