Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[bullus]

I wouldn’t say I “worry” anymore but I did wish for perky boobs in HS. I so wanted to feel comfortable going braless. Now I do it and know folks are stoked but then I didn’t realize it would be appreciated lol

For what it's worth, I've always preferred big and round to perky. I like both for sure; but if I was tasked with designing a perfect pair...big, soft, and responsive would top my list

 

[deft]

I guess since dicks are usually much less visible that boobs I never gave it much thought. I have a little curve myself and was never embarrassed.

My curve hits a good spot, I've been told.

 

[Photog1rl]

THIS!

Over on the story site, there's nothing worse than an author breaking down breast size, like reeling off car part numbers. Total buzzkill. Good writing is more than "she unhooked her bra and her 36Ds sprung out"... same for cock size, too...

Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:

 

[Trubbycat]

Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:

Oh god yes. I can't count the number of stories I've closed out because of this nonsense. If anything I like to leave descriptions a bit vague so the reader can plug themselves into the story. I'll be contributing my first Lit story in years for the Valentine contest and you won't see any of that shit.

 

[bullus]

I guess since dicks are usually much less visible that boobs I never gave it much thought. I have a little curve myself and was never embarrassed.

I only really notice when I take pics. From my POV, the curve makes it look different than how it looks from the side. Makes it feel like a bad pic IMO

 

[deft]

Super true. Especially when the size listed doesn’t match the description of the person.
Like she was a slender 5’7” with 40 DDD
Ummm, I’m not dissing or body shaming anyone but 40 isn’t “slender”
Ya know?:

A "slender 5'7" with 40 DDD" is anime

 

[Trubbycat]

I only really notice when I take pics. From my POV, the curve makes it look different than how it looks from the side. Makes it feel like a bad pic IMO

Now we have to go back and check...

 

[bullus]

My curve hits a good spot, I've been told.

If you are the owner of a prominent upward curve like I am, missionary is easily the go-to position for awesome sex.

Makes most other positions fairly less successful tho...

 

[WerdNerd]

Good morning chaos! Come and enjoy a lazy coffee with me
Love
Thom

https://imgur.com/M6UUgLu

I do enjoy a nice lazy coffee. Clothing optional of course.

 

[Photog1rl]

If you are the owner of a prominent upward curve like I am, missionary is easily the go-to position for awesome sex.

Makes most other positions fairly less successful tho...

Hmmm, makes me wish I’d tried out a significant curve.

 

[bullus]

Hmmm, makes me wish I’d tried out a significant curve.

Variety is the spice of life, right?

 

[deft]

Hmmm, makes me wish I’d tried out a significant curve.

Once you go curve, everything else gets a swerve

 

[hotcpu]

Nothing like a Sauna after a long workout ... except if the right person was in here too ...
Sauna

 

[Photog1rl]

Sauna!!!

 

[WerdNerd]

Sauna!!!

Now I want a sauna preferably at a resort on a tropical island.

 

[Trubbycat]

I only really notice when I take pics. From my POV, the curve makes it look different than how it looks from the side. Makes it feel like a bad pic IMO

Only for my Lit friends would I go strolling back multiple pages to find someone's dick shot. Nothing wrong there, my man. You should fly that thing proudly.

 

[Trubbycat]

Now I want a sauna preferably at a resort on a tropical island.

I'm assuming the sauna is naked and co-ed...

 

[Photog1rl]

Now I want a sauna preferably at a resort on a tropical island.

Great plan. Sign me up.

 

[Lostnthewoods]

Neither undressed or unstressed, but to honor the return of the fabulous @Justadesperatewifeandmom , here is a fresh from the shower pic of justanothercockonLiterotica. Lol. It won't be here long.

JustanothercockonLiterotica

 

[WerdNerd]

I'm assuming the sauna is naked and co-ed...

So is the resort.

 

[Trubbycat]

So is the resort.

Packing the bags... and sunscreen

 

[bullus]

Only for my Lit friends would I go strolling back multiple pages to find someone's dick shot. Nothing wrong there, my man. You should fly that thing proudly.

Appreciated man, thanks. It's a silly self conscious thing.

 

[Trubbycat]

Do they have SPF suggestions for dicks?

 

[bullus]

Do they have SPF suggestions for dicks?

They certainly have legal ones, lol. Imagine the looks you'd get applying sunscreen to your johnson at the beach...

 

[WerdNerd]

Do they have SPF suggestions for dicks?

I've never gotten a dick burn. 30 spf seems good enough just make sure you put it on in your room and not out by the pool.