Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Thom_the_gleeman]

True story - I was in court absolutely getting my ass kicked by all sides - my adversary and the judge and a glaring jury. I went around my desk and flopped down in my chair - just as Nut #1 decided to slightly deport itself from its twin. The pain as I flopped down was so sharp that I groaned. The judge immediately threw his hands up and said:”Enough of your bellyaching counsel! Another one and I’m finding you in contempt. ” I sat down slowly hoping for the pain to dissipate.

The next day I spilled an entire cup of coffee over my direct outline.

But I won my case - despite my ability to stand and breathe at the same time. But I stop wearing boxers to court.

Oh this reminds me of the time my right epididimys decided to get inflamed on the very day we were driving om holiday (800 km drive, and my wife had just finished a batch of nightshifs so wasn't driving... fuck me... every bump in the road was felt...

 

[Trubbycat]

Doing my weekly beard and head trim... if I don't do it I look homeless by Friday.

https://imgur.com/a/NCE9loJ

 

[SassySheDevil]

I got new sockies! Good morning everybody!

Oh my lord these are gorgeous Moochie.

works for me,..... but wasn't my suggestion. Maybe Sassy?

Yes. I do love the hands in the jeans thing. It is typically partially in, partially out. Like fingers in. Thumbs out.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Doing my weekly beard and head trim... if I don't do it I look homeless by Friday.

https://imgur.com/a/NCE9loJ

looks good. guess it beats looking homeless. Though, I might like if people just walked up and handed me money.

 

[Codeman93]

So Chest image and nails

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Gorgeous

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gorgeous

thanks code

 

[hotoldrguy]

Winter hair and beard

 

[SassySheDevil]

Winter hair and beard

Those look like they fit you very well.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Thank you Sassy

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Winter hair and beard
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looking good

 

[hotoldrguy]

looking good

Thanks Justa

 

[Nicefella]

So this is my first official post on Lit. I had to say something because you're beautiful!

Isn’t she though? And she is a sweetie too

 

[AmberRocks]

So Chest image and nails

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I love tits! And I'd be happy to play with even just half of what you have on tap!
Just amazingly beautiful...

 

[Nicefella]

thank you.

I want you to know that you broke the zoom feature on my smartphone.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh my lord these are gorgeous Moochie.

Yes. I do love the hands in the jeans thing. It is typically partially in, partially out. Like fingers in. Thumbs out.

I will see what I can do later.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Winter hair and beard
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Hahaha. Except for about 125lb you look like my brother from another mother.

 

[hotoldrguy]

@SassySheDevil Is this what you had in mind?

 

[SassySheDevil]

@SassySheDevil Is this what you had in mind?

Yes. Exactly!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I want you to know that you broke the zoom feature on my smartphone.

um sorry, why are you trying to zoom anyway, aren't they big enough?

 

[AmberRocks]

um sorry, why are you trying to zoom anyway, aren't they big enough?

I zoomed you can just set the softness in them when you do...

 

[AmberRocks]

Makes me think I should encourage Amber to start drinking more cheap red wine!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Makes me think I should encourage Amber to start drinking more cheap red wine!

I am always for encouraging everyone to drink more wine, just not my wine.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It was up for a whole 6 minutes! You weren’t around?!

Awww, that’s so sweet. Although I’d say more foolish than brave. The anxiety attack this afternoon was entirely my doing . Dont know how you guys are so brave!

I’m still a rare picture poster, but the first few times I posted then to Lit I was oddly nervous and only left them up a few minutes. Now I forget I posted and then someone sends me a message about it and by the third time I remember to go back and take it down

The transformation only took a couple of months

late night. I often skip sleep on weekends. When everyone is asleep, I can watch what I want, listen to what I want. ya know.

I resemble this

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You would make a superb Comic Heroine

I wanna be the villain though. And I want my costume tight, black, lowcut, rubber vinyl, and that is as far as I have gotten.....the costume.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I haven't been in here since like page 20, what'd I miss?