Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Lindi37]

Lmao.
You’re a foot shorter than me.

5 foot 7, for us savage non metrics.

I’m the same height as my husband AND considered tall among my peers . Both sisters are 6 foot though so I missed out. I got the boobs instead

 

[LittleSwitchy]

171cm. I’m a big girl

I’m 1.93 meters “ if my’merican ass can figure out the metrics to Yankee conversion

 

[hotcarl2785]

And since someone messaged me to ask if that was my wanking arm, no this is

https://imgur.com/a/lIxeceC

 

[Lindi37]

And since someone messaged me to ask if that was my wanking arm, no this is

https://imgur.com/a/lIxeceC

@Justadesperatewifeandmom, please keep the chat to the thread

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m the same height as my husband AND considered tall among my peers . Both sisters are 6 foot though so I missed out. I got the boobs instead

My last few gf were 5’4-5’6. I just put them on the step when we kissed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And since someone messaged me to ask if that was my wanking arm, no this is

https://imgur.com/a/lIxeceC

nice, more of the tattoo?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

@Justadesperatewifeandmom, please keep the chat to the thread

he started it.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

he started it.

Don’t make me stop this car. If I do someone’s getting spanking.

 

[hotoldrguy]

wonder if is becuase my vpn is on. I usually on my phone but I'm on my comp right now.

VPN and Imgur do not play well together

 

[hotcarl2785]

nice, more of the tattoo?

https://imgur.com/a/mbQPjjO

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Don’t make me stop this car. If I do someone’s getting spanking.

is that a threat or a promise

 

[LittleSwitchy]

is that a threat or a promise

Oh that’s a promise
“ said in my best Daddy voice “

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Ok. I’m going to hell. I’ve already rsvp

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://imgur.com/a/mbQPjjO

thank you. I like scoping out people tattoos.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

thank you. I like scoping out people tattoos.

As do I. I like black and grey the best. Personal taste

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok. I’m going to hell. I’ve already rsvp

I'm fairly certain that I am a recruiter so, cool.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I'm fairly certain that I am a recruiter so, cool.

I’m sure the wine and boobs gets them every time.

 

[hotoldrguy]

My glutes and legs have more obvious muscle. Don’t be fooled though these chunkers could go you

Poof

missed you again

 

[Lindi37]

missed you again

Whispers ‘you didnt miss much’

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m sure the wine and boobs gets them every time.

mostly the magic boob hypnotism and the vagina devil magic. The wine is for me.

 

[shenglung]

My glutes and legs have more obvious muscle. Don’t be fooled though these chunkers could go you

Poof

missed you again

Ditto

 

[LittleSwitchy]

mostly the magic boob hypnotism and the vagina devil magic. The wine is for me.

Tries to schedule an in person hypnosis treatment.

 

[Trubbycat]

Tries to schedule an in person hypnosis treatment.

Hypnosis can solve many issues.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Hypnosis can solve many issues.

I’m willing to find out.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I haven't perfected it yet, where I am at is first a fuck ton of wine, then world domination. work in progress