Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[LittleSwitchy]

What’s VPN? Very Pervy Nookie?

Ok blaming to lack of caffeine. The coffee wore off already

 

[hotcarl2785]

yes yes, my glowing personality led you astray, I'm sure.

Your glowing personality…and ass, titties and WAP.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well it is probably that time again, hum does one still work, or is a pair needed?

One works just fine. And, yep, as usual I am in your power...completely hypnotized...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Maybe. I’ll think about it.

If it makes you feel more comfortable. I'll flex with you. My arm and bicep....yes I can feel all y'all dudes trembling in fear. But hey, you should see my pecks.

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See, set the bar nice and low for ya

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

One works just fine. And, yep, as usual I am in your power...completely hypnotized...

awww, bring wine.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

awww, bring wine.

Brings Shiraz box wine

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What’s VPN? Very Pervy Nookie?

Ok blaming to lack of caffeine. The coffee wore off already

pure chaos, though Brenda may have a better translation. She is good at that

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I should have ordered the red Ice wine

 

[Lindi37]

Scars contribution. I was around 9 and riding by bike past my mom's car, which didn't have a plastic license plate frame. Got too close and the edge of the plate went through my jeans and my knee. Small town doc. 9 stitches... straight, no numbing / pain killers. Yeoowwww. Mom said "squeeze my neck if it hurts". About strangled her ;D

Thank you for your contribution! OUCH! Nice scar though

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Jeans? A few older ones from the ABC thread


https://i.imgur.com/f0GzV42.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/VACYNbI.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/EOa1xFL.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/AKI9xaH.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/ypIRC1m.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

awww, bring wine.

https://www.greatestatesniagara.com/assets/images/products/pictures/INNIcewineCollection200ml.png

Iniskillin Icewine...sweet and packs a punch. You'll love it...the bottles are interesting too

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

If it makes you feel more comfortable. I'll flex with you. My arm and bicep....yes I can feel all y'all dudes trembling in fear. But hey, you should see my pecks.

View attachment 2206278

See, set the bar nice and low for ya

I thought that was a liquor cabinet in the background...but its nail polish, isn't it?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://www.greatestatesniagara.com/assets/images/products/pictures/INNIcewineCollection200ml.png

Iniskillin Icewine...sweet and packs a punch. You'll love it...the bottles are interesting too

I've never had them.

 

[Lindi37]

I get it, I wonder if ADHD exacerbates personal hangups?

Absolutely it does!
Body dysmorphia is a massive component of it. Add to that rejection sensitive dysphoria and you’ve got a complete shit show.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought that was a liquor cabinet in the background...but its nail polish, isn't it?

the second nail polish cabinet.

 

[Lindi37]

If it makes you feel more comfortable. I'll flex with you. My arm and bicep....yes I can feel all y'all dudes trembling in fear. But hey, you should see my pecks.

View attachment 2206278

See, set the bar nice and low for ya

Are we getting out the biceps?! THAT I can do

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Jeans? A few older ones from the ABC thread


https://i.imgur.com/f0GzV42.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/VACYNbI.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/EOa1xFL.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/AKI9xaH.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/ypIRC1m.jpg

thank you for showing off your "jeans"

 

[LittleSwitchy]

https://www.greatestatesniagara.com/assets/images/products/pictures/INNIcewineCollection200ml.png

Iniskillin Icewine...sweet and packs a punch. You'll love it...the bottles are interesting too

Ice wines are sooooo good but sweeeeet.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Are we getting out the biceps?! THAT I can do

yes, lets. and yeah that is as good as mine gets....that was flexing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I've never had them.

Its an Ontario thing. They leave the grapes on the vine until they freeze (first night below 32F) so all the sugar from the plant goes into the grapes. They press them while they are still frozen...a very sweet wine, but expensive AF even here where they make it.

 

[Diosax]

Absolutely it does!
Body dysmorphia is a massive component of it. Add to that rejection sensitive dysphoria and you’ve got a complete shit show.

Ohhh I love your tag line I should do ah adhd one myself!!

 

[draconus_infernus]

oh and if anyone newer is reading this, the men I am being pushy to are people I know are exhibitionists. Newbies are safe, I won't sexually harass you unless you ask.

I’m offended that your harassment of me, thus far, has been so mild.

 

[Lindi37]

yes, lets. and yeah that is as good as mine gets....that was flexing.

Maybe I can beat you on something

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s because sassy is surrounded with her phone, laptop, tablet etc, and has it on loop on all of them. She’s stealing all the bandwidth for a virtual bukkake.

Ooohhh I didn't think about my Kindle!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m offended that your harassment of me, thus far, has been so mild.

um...cock pop, please, when convenient. hey, you gave me an opening.