Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SassySheDevil]

still trying to lessen the close up dick pics on the sexy men thread?

Honestly, I wouldn't have even put a disclaimer on it if guys would just get more creative with them. I hate the "I'm too lazy to even try. So, I'll just pull my pants down" pics.
I love the ones that put effort into it. If it looks like you enjoyed taking the picture, if you put in the effort. I love them.

"Here. I'll slap it down on the counter" you like that right?
"ugh. Do I really have to exert the effort. Here. I'll pull my pants down. That's good right?"

Have fun with it.
Show us more than your dick
While women love dick. We like so much more. Include hands, or other body parts.

 

[Diosax]

still trying to lessen the close up dick pics on the sexy men thread?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Honestly, I wouldn't have even put a disclaimer on it if guys would just get more creative with them. I hate the "I'm too lazy to even try. So, I'll just pull my pants down" pics.
I love the ones that put effort into it. If it looks like you enjoyed taking the picture, if you put in the effort. I love them.

"Here. I'll slap it down on the counter" you like that right?
"ugh. Do I really have to exert the effort. Here. I'll pull my pants down. That's good right?"

Have fun with it.
Show us more than your dick
While women love dick. We like so much more. Include hands, or other body parts.

hahaha. man you get lazy dick pics you don't want, and I gave up trying to get cock pop gifs because fell on deaf ears. dudes, sigh, what can we do?

I do actually agree with you though, I like body, and even better the ones also bold enough to show their face. but I do have a thing with video. I likey the moving pictures.

 

[Trubbycat]

Honestly, I wouldn't have even put a disclaimer on it if guys would just get more creative with them. I hate the "I'm too lazy to even try. So, I'll just pull my pants down" pics.
I love the ones that put effort into it. If it looks like you enjoyed taking the picture, if you put in the effort. I love them.

"Here. I'll slap it down on the counter" you like that right?
"ugh. Do I really have to exert the effort. Here. I'll pull my pants down. That's good right?"

Have fun with it.
Show us more than your dick
While women love dick. We like so much more. Include hands, or other body parts.

Thanks I’m very new at this. Advice/feedback greatly appreciated.

 

[deft]

hahaha. man you get lazy dick pics you don't want, and I gave up trying to get cock pop gifs because fell on deaf ears. dudes, sigh, what can we do?

I do actually agree with you though, I like body, and even better the ones also bold enough to show their face. but I do have a thing with video. I likey the moving pictures.

“Cock pop GIFs”? Whassat?

 

[SassySheDevil]

hahaha. man you get lazy dick pics you don't want, and I gave up trying to get cock pop gifs because fell on deaf ears. dudes, sigh, what can we do?

I do actually agree with you though, I like body, and even better the ones also bold enough to show their face. but I do have a thing with video. I likey the moving pictures.

I liked the cock pops too. I was surprised it wasn't more popular.

Thanks I’m very new at this. Advice/feedback greatly appreciated.

Trust me. Dicks are great. I even have a naked men thread that is open to everything (as long as it follows lit rules)
But there are many who come in and just drop off a dick and nothing more. Ever.
There is so much more to sexy on a man besides just his dick.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I hate what my body looks like so sorry, no nudes. Maybe after I’ve gotten it back into shape.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I hate what my body looks like so sorry, no nudes. Maybe after I’ve gotten it back into shape.

um hey, round and fluuufy is a shape, damn it.

Seriously, I think one of the best things about lit is the higher average age bracket. A significant portion of us are out of shape. Hell, I am at least 65lbs higher than my weight in my 20s. And I wasn't really in shape back then.

But is there a body part you do like?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I hate what my body looks like so sorry, no nudes. Maybe after I’ve gotten it back into shape.

It makes me sad that so many think that sexy is only the physical. Give me a 400pound man who has the confidence of a super fit dude and I'll take him any day.
I don't have tiktok but I follow this lady on Facebook Reels and she is my favorite. She owns her sexy and is the first to have fun with it. I laugh every fucking time!!
https://www.tiktok.com/@tertaay

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

If someone needs me to order them around to take pictures I will do it for the sake of this thread



Gm

Is that a promise, my Lady?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

“Cock pop GIFs”? Whassat?

it was a term coined by a guy who is no longer here, who started a thread with the title. But basically a covered erection, by pants, blanket, towel, then the fabric is pulled downward tightly, and when it finally gets low enough, the hard cock will spring up hard. It makes me giggle with the boing, and you also have that moment of suspense. Yeah, I am weird, but I like the boing. my husband totally side eyes me when I do it to him hahahaha probably doesn't help that I will do it a couple times in a row and giggle each time.

 

[deft]

it was a term coined by a guy who is no longer here, who started a thread with the title. But basically a covered erection, by pants, blanket, towel, then the fabric is pulled downward tightly, and when it finally gets low enough, the hard cock will spring up hard. It makes me giggle with the boing, and you also have that moment of suspense. Yeah, I am weird, but I like the boing. my husband totally side eyes me when I do it to him hahahaha probably doesn't help that I will do it a couple times in a row and giggle each time.

*thinking of selfie ideas*…

 

[LittleSwitchy]

boobs make everything better
.....even showers?

I’ve no boobs or moobs.
I’m just a wee little leprechaun. Just 6’5 with goatee/ box beard to my stomach.

 

[draconus_infernus]

thank you. pssst, you are overdressed.

You don’t believe in subtle hints, do you?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You don’t believe in subtle hints, do you?

thank you Drac.

 

[hotoldrguy]

took this one this morning because...jeans....

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I liked the cock pops too. I was surprised it wasn't more popular.

Trust me. Dicks are great. I even have a naked men thread that is open to everything (as long as it follows lit rules)
But there are many who come in and just drop off a dick and nothing more. Ever.
There is so much more to sexy on a man besides just his dick.

man, was like pulling teeth. Though I think some is some men don't like video, and also I think maybe not all men can do it well, and I also think there may be an age aspect to it. Like I am not a penis owner, but I think it plays part. I think 50s maybe be the upper limit going by the thread and the participants.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

took this one this morning because...jeans....
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very nice. I like men in jeans.

 

[SassySheDevil]

took this one this morning because...jeans....

Yes. Jeans are always nice. That was another thread I used to love. Hands in your jeans.

man, was like pulling teeth. Though I think some is some men don't like video, and also I think maybe not all men can do it well, and I also think there may be an age aspect to it. Like I am not a penis owner, but I think it plays part. I think 50s maybe be the upper limit going by the thread and the participants.

Is that still a watched thread for you? You've managed to get this thread flying. Maybe it is time to revive it with some new meat

 

[FranklyFrank]

I take very few pics to begin with ..and only have this one jean shot
https://i.imgur.com/DcHdyHD.png?1

 

[SassySheDevil]

I take very few pics to begin with ..and only have this one jean shot

But see. Hands are in there. Men are always surprised at how much women like hands.

 

[deft]

I posted this on a buried thread a while ago… it’s got jeans and a hand. I must have some kind of prescience…

 

[SassySheDevil]

I posted this on a buried thread a while ago… it’s got jeans and a hand. I must have some kind of prescience…

And white shirt. My favorite combo!!!

 

[FranklyFrank]

Coffee time is over so I need to get up out of my chair and get the weekend started. Have a great day everyone!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I take very few pics to begin with ..and only have this one jean shot
https://i.imgur.com/DcHdyHD.png?1

works for me.