Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

I'm almost weird, I barely have one faint permanent scar, and it's nothing too dramatic - just a little weird. I was in the uni, and thought I won't change my indoor shoes to outdoor shoes for just 20m between the lab building and the one with the lunch restaurant. In winter... Yeah, took one single step beside the sanded walkway by mistake, and that was it - like stepping on a banana.

Miraculously didn't hurt my shoulder though I instinctively put my hand to take the impact and it was twisted from downwards to above my head. Didn't hit my head either! Sat for a while, friends gathered around fussying ❤️, and we finally decided I don't need to get checked. While washing hands I noticed an unusually dark bruise there on my wrist, but not one drop blood through the skin! Just later there was a thick scab there... Bigger than white area now. And that day I learned getting even a little wounded can make me seriously dizzy - it started in the lunch cafe, barely made it sitting in time tuo prevent fainting. My nervous system is a drama queen 🤦🏻‍♀️

https://i.ibb.co/nQY0XgC/IMG-20230127-221150-HDR-2.jpg
 
Well my image to word ratio hasn't been bad today, as been super busy with school awards ceremony and work keeps asking me to do my job (those bastards) but might as well drop a pointless gif
Please continue to be pointless...or pointy...or...


SCARS

One on my elbow from a hatchet. I was playiing with the thing (at a Scout camp, where I worked for the summer). It was dull, bounced and flew out of my right hand, landing on my left elbow, which was leaning on the split rail fence I was defacing...yeah, Karma is a Bitch (and her stripper name is PayBack)
https://i.imgur.com/G76TYG2.jpg

Both knees ahve a long scar, partly blended into the freckles and hair...https://i.imgur.com/XodwBPk.jpg

The Science Experiment in my chest contains an ICD (Implantable Cardioverter-Defibrillator) device about the size of a pocket watch that makes sure my heart is in normal rhythm.
https://i.imgur.com/Jf3i4ig.jpg
You can kind of see the outline of the device under my skin.
 
I'll have you know that every Christmas I go to the holiday kiosks and get a bottle of bourbon maple syrup. Real bourbon, real maple. It is fantastic and would go great on pancake titties.
I get that here from a small local distillery (Local Maple Syrup aged in Canadian Rye barrels instead of Bourbon, same idea. Makes those pancakes extra special)
 
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