Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Got these scars from flipping a four wheeler on top of myself and having to have pins put in my hand to keep my wrist in place. I sometimes tell people it’s a snake bite scar.
At the hospital the doctor walked in the room and said, “yup it’s broke. This is what we call the janitor break. Cause even the janitor walks by and can recognize that’s broken!”
Thanks Doc!
 
ok so scars, all mine are little, but I will share, in order, with a brief explanation of the fuckery that earned it.

1st, one of those infamous pencil tattoos, where my friend Amanda stabbed me in the leg with a pencil, about age 10.

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next several stitches in my palm, because my friend Jason was a moron, but likely learned to not play practical jokes with knives anymore, age 15

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finally, right leg, inner calf, barbed wire. Scaled a fence with hubby and another of our friends, to misuse the pool in a gated community. Going in was fine, but leaving, this leg got stuck in the barbed wire. learned I could still do a split that night, as I didn't notice I was tangled, and continued to jump down. it was funny. no worries, no pain, was drunk as fuck, age 22ish.
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ok so scars, all mine are little, but I will share, in order, with a brief explanation of the fuckery that earned it.

1st, one of those infamous pencil tattoos, where my friend Amanda stabbed me in the leg with a pencil, about age 10.

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next several stitches in my palm, because my friend Jason was a moron, but likely learned to not play practical jokes with knives anymore, age 15

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finally, right leg, inner calf, barbed wire. Scaled a fence with no hubby and another of our friends, to misuse the pool in a gated community. Going in was fine, but leaving, this leg got stuck in the barbed wire. learned I could still do a split that night, as I didn't notice I was tangled, and continued to jump down. it was funny. no worries, no pain, was drunk as fuck, age 22ish.
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Lovely legs.
 
ok so scars, all mine are little, but I will share, in order, with a brief explanation of the fuckery that earned it.

1st, one of those infamous pencil tattoos, where my friend Amanda stabbed me in the leg with a pencil, about age 10.
next several stitches in my palm, because my friend Jason was a moron, but likely learned to not play practical jokes with knives anymore, age 15



finally, right leg, inner calf, barbed wire. Scaled a fence with no hubby and another of our friends, to misuse the pool in a gated community. Going in was fine, but leaving, this leg got stuck in the barbed wire. learned I could still do a split that night, as I didn't notice I was tangled, and continued to jump down. it was funny. no worries, no pain, was drunk as fuck, age 22ish.
I thought you had a really unruly bikini line in your last picture but realised it’s the hair on your head 😂
 
My childhood scars have long since faded into invisibility (although maybe we could do that as a thread) but my adult scars, though small, have a story.

Left: while working in a warehouse I accidentally got my hand wedged between two large crates and in extracting my hand I pulled some skin off. In the exact same spot years later I was trying to put our cat into a carrier and she made her displeasure known. It too has faded but you can see it kinda looks like the letter V.

Right: I was in the art department of a newspaper when a particular nasty client called up complaining about a design I had done. She was horrible, really ripping into me. As I was struggling with my natural tendency to tell her to go fuck herself, I was trying to still do some work. My hands were shaking so badly that when I went to replace the cap on my Radiograph pen I slipped and jammed the tip deeply into my palm. My "tattoo" is still here 30-plus years later.

 
haha exactly what I thought. Plus my C section scar is hard to take a picture of without getting my tattoos in there.
My wife has what they call a bikini scar from her c-section. It was done so that it looked like a fold in the belly instead of vertical. I assume that's how they're done these days.
 
My wife has what they call a bikini scar from her c-section. It was done so that it looked like a fold in the belly instead of vertical. I assume that's how they're done these days.
It is. Still horribly ugly although some women haventhem and their tummiesnare flat afterwards 😱
 
It is. Still horribly ugly although some women haventhem and their tummiesnare flat afterwards 😱
She must've had a great doctor because even though she's heavier than she was her scar has greatly faded and sits right at her panty waistband. If you weren't searching for it you'd never know it was there.
 
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