Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[draconus_infernus]

if we start having a who has bigger balls competition again, I want consideration

We’re doing a what competition? Well, shit! My beach ball got a puncture and I had to get rid of it. Maybe I have some tennis balls lying around.

 

[WerdNerd]

if we start having a who has bigger balls competition again, I want consideration

I thought you would want to be one of the judges.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought you would want to be one of the judges.

ohhh that is a good idea.

So who wants to bribe me with sexual favors? ....or wine, but both is better.

 

[Lindi37]

I can't compete with the full frontal nudity, haha.

Not a competition, and if so, let us be the judge, your opinion stinks

 

[Trubbycat]

ohhh that is a good idea.

So who wants to bribe me with sexual favors? ....or wine, but both is better.

ahem (looks into FL airfares...)

 

[WerdNerd]

ohhh that is a good idea.

So who wants to bribe me with sexual favors? ....or wine, but both is better.

You mean besides me? I don't even care if I win it would be an honor just to exchange sexual favors and get drunk with you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You mean besides me? I don't even care if I win it an honor just to exchange sexual favors and get drunk with you.

well, I am a fucking hilarious drunk.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

we have had everything from clothed to leg shots. I am sure you can find something you are comfortable with

If I'm going to do this, I might as well do it right.
The women on here seem to be okay with hairy men, so what the hell.
I still find it hard to believe people have an interest in a 70 Y.O. body, but here goes.
I'm still not sure I"m going to do this.
But if you are reading this, I guess it means I didn't chicken out.

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[Lindi37]

And it was a reeeeeeeel nice pussy

NOT COOL MAN (sulks)

It looked so soft and furry too.

I do like playing with her

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If I'm going to do this, I might as well do it right.
The women on here seem to be okay with hairy men, so what the hell.
I still find it hard to believe people have an interest in a 70 Y.O. body, but here goes.
I'm still not sure I"m going to do this.
But if you are reading this, I guess it means I didn't chicken out.

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nice. I appreciate you jumping in.

 

[Trubbycat]

I do like playing with her

AW MAN

 

[Trubbycat]

(tries to cross legs to hide boner)

 

[hotcpu]

Need a hand in there?

I can think of other parts of your body I need as well.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

nice. I appreciate you jumping in.

Thank you.
I knew you would say something kind.
I hope I'm not showing too much of my face.

 

[draconus_infernus]

ohhh that is a good idea.

So who wants to bribe me with sexual favors? ....or wine, but both is better.

Somehow I doubt a teetotaler like me would be good at selecting wine, so I guess we go with option 2 for bribery.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Thank you.
I knew you would say something kind.
I hope I'm not showing too much of my face.

most do not show faces. I think the majority who do show faces are more open about lit in their real lives. that isn't the norm.

 

[Inbef]

we have had everything from clothed to leg shots. I am sure you can find something you are comfortable with

My second picture. Will be poofed in 1 month.
https://i.ibb.co/ssCXHZG/hairysack.jpg

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm fond of Lodi Valley Old Vine Zinfandels.
(upping game)

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

most do not show faces. I think the majority who do show faces are more open about lit in their real lives. that isn't the norm.

I meant, enough for me to be identifiable

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My second picture. Will be poofed in 1 month.
https://i.ibb.co/ssCXHZG/hairysack.jpg

fun choice. thank you for sharing.

 

[WerdNerd]

I do like playing with her

I want to play with her too. Does she like kisses and pets?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I meant, enough for me to be identifiable

same, those of us who do show full face, are less worried about being identified as lit is not a secret.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am beginning to think that I might be a bad influence here.

 

[WerdNerd]

well, I am a fucking hilarious drunk.

Drunk fucks can be so much fun too.

 

[draconus_infernus]

I am beginning to think that I might be a bad influence here.

Oh, Justa, I’ve known that for years! That’s why we’re friends.