Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Moochienanu]

When the light hits right…

(Warning: I might not reply to every comment. I’m not very good about that shit.)

*poofed* because that’s a thing here? I’m still learning.

 

[Lmizzler]

There you go @Blue2oo0 totally did


Poof x

33 minutes and I was too slow. The funny thing is I was in the thread but just trying to catch up for the last 8 minutes

 

[hotcarl2785]

May not fit with the shower theme, but I'll throw another one out there.

If I've been listening correctly, most ladies are bored with just having a dick thrown in their face. Am I right to assume you'd like to unwrap your present before enjoying it?

Lol looks like great minds think alike and the ladies got 2 presents to unwrap back to back.

 

[Lindi37]

33 minutes and I was too slow. The funny thing is I was in the thread but just trying to catch up for the last 8 minutes

You didn’t miss much

 

[SassySheDevil]

I was told (by the wife and one ex) that women have a quick judgement technique based on wrapping a fist around it and seeing how much is left sticking out. Possibly using it like a gearshift as a utility test.

That being said; does that qualify as driving a stick?

I have never done this, but I do have small hands. So, I am sure guys would like the thought.

 

[WerdNerd]

How am I supposed to look if you don't include a photo?

You look beautiful but if you want to look at a photo I think this will fill your requirements. Take a look.

 

[hotcarl2785]

I have never done this, but I do have small hands. So, I am sure guys would like the thought.

Small hands do make it look bigger.

 

[Moochienanu]

May not fit with the shower theme, but I'll throw another one out there.

If I've been listening correctly, most ladies are bored with just having a dick thrown in their face. Am I right to assume you'd like to unwrap your present before enjoying it?

I missed that it was a shower theme… already doing the chaos wrong!! At least we’re not alone?

 

[NC_Coastal]

Again- limited.

I walk away for 30 minutes...

 

[Bbl87]

I have never done this, but I do have small hands. So, I am sure guys would like the thought.

See, that brings about one of the annoying quirks of dick size and body size. The same dick on a 5'8" dude looks alot bigger than it does on a 6'5" dude. Same for hand size. I blame that in part for my lack of confidence woth the ladies in my younger days.

 

[bullus]

When the light hits right…

(Warning: I might not reply to every comment. I’m not very good about that shit.)

Great pic! Love the mirror tactic, almost like the frame of a picture. Picture of a lovely lady!

 

[hotcarl2785]

I missed that it was a shower theme… already doing the chaos wrong!! At least we’re not alone?

It’s alright, themes and chaos generally don’t go cock in ha…wait, hand in hand anyway. So let the chaos thrive.

 

[Artfan2]

Showered, shaved and ready for cocktails.

 

[whenagain]

When the light hits right…

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Lovely.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I walk away for 30 minutes...

 

[Lindi37]

I missed that it was a shower theme… already doing the chaos wrong!! At least we’re not alone?

I did too. Just as well though, aint noone wanna see me in the shower… unless its my kids, whove decided they’re starving or bored or fighting and need help or…

 

[WerdNerd]

I did too. Just as well though, aint noone wanna see me in the shower… unless its my kids, whove decided they’re starving or bored or fighting and need help or…

Don't be so sure about that Lindi.

 

[shenglung]

Again- limited.

Dang it that's twice in a row...

 

[Lindi37]

See, that brings about one of the annoying quirks of dick size and body size. The same dick on a 5'8" dude looks alot bigger than it does on a 6'5" dude. Same for hand size. I blame that in part for my lack of confidence woth the ladies in my younger days.

We prefer how it feels and operates though so

 

[bullus]

I have never done this, but I do have small hands. So, I am sure guys would like the thought.

I'd bet they'd more like the thought of your hand on it period

I do like small hands though. When holding hands, I feel like my big hand holding her smaller hand is kind of a protective thing.

 

[LupineOne]

Again- limited.

One of these days….

 

[Tedfkats]

Did the shower hour end already?

 

[Bbl87]

I did too. Just as well though, aint noone wanna see me in the shower… unless its my kids, whove decided they’re starving or bored or fighting and need help or…

Ummm. False.

 

[Lmizzler]

Joining the shower theme.

 

[hotcpu]

When the light hits right…

(Warning: I might not reply to every comment. I’m not very good about that shit.)

Artistic Genius and Beauty!!