Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just show me your opening statement, and I think we could talk about some reverse bifurcation.

turn to section 69

 

[hotcpu]

Objection - the bifurcation is premature at best. The breast evidence rule application must be presented prior to any bifurcation can be construed by this tribbunal.

I'd say if anyone has put her breast actions forward, it would be Justa

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm thinking and dreaming of a doubleheader taking place on that "field of dreams"!

uh oh. hopefully we don't get into sportsball punning. I'd really be screwed.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pottery? Christmas ornaments?

oh, god, we don't want to talk about the number of christmas ornaments. Fact is lit seems to be my best hobby. Hanging with bored moms groups, I am either buying too much stuff or making too much stuff. At least with a lit hobby, I am just spending too much time immersed in sexual themes

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'd say if anyone has put her breast actions forward, it would be Justa

I try. But in fairness, they are rather forward all on their own.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good morning all y'all naked Chaostonians. It is almost Friday.

That's the perfect wake-up call Justa. I am up anyways...

Good morning all. Snow day here, so not alone. Couple that with the idiot who decided we needed to turn on our cameras for Teams calls and, I am fully dressed.

Glad some of you aren't...

 

[hotcpu]

I try. But in fairness, they are rather forward all on their own.

They are always welcome to make an appearence, you know when you are just killing time in sexual themes

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I am representing myself in this matter any objections can be mailed at:

You Snooze You Loose, Inc.
Attn: You Hating Dept.
2023 Mind your business ave.
Stop pouting, LIT 76429

Or my inbox

Naw. It's not your fault. Its TIME ZONES!

I don't know who to complain to:

International Metric Commission?
Greenwich Observatory?
Timex?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That's the perfect wake-up call Justa. I am up anyways...

Good morning all. Snow day here, so not alone. Couple that with the idiot who decided we needed to turn on our cameras for Teams calls and, I am fully dressed.

Glad some of you aren't...

Man, that teams guy is so annoying. even better when they don't give warning. Yeah dude, my camera is broke. no one needs to see what I look like. I am still annoyed they made me add a face shot to my profile.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Naw. It's not your fault. Its TIME ZONES!

I don't know who to complain to:

International Metric Commission?
Greenwich Observatory?
Timex?

let's blame Timex, less to type. Those bastards at Timex, man. Such beaver dams.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://photos.***********f7iCbVEdLbVdHYSK7
Freshly squeezed orange juice?

looks like you do your mornings right. I mostly curse and give mornings a dirty look but it takes all types.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Man, that teams guy is so annoying. even better when they don't give warning. Yeah dude, my camera is broke. no one needs to see what I look like. I am still annoyed they made me add a face shot to my profile.

Ohhh...don't give me that opportunity for fuckery. My "face shot" would have to look like this:

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/b1/65/68/b16568f5307d0f046b8ce235ad170569--rock-johnson-the-rock-dwayne-johnson.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Man, that teams guy is so annoying. even better when they don't give warning. Yeah dude, my camera is broke. no one needs to see what I look like. I am still annoyed they made me add a face shot to my profile.

I got around the "face shot" by posting a jpg of a blank piece of paper. The only checked that the file wasn't blank. Lots of folks use shots of themselves in various activities. Nobody has ever questioned the picture, but my story is that it is me snowshoeing after the Blizzard of '07.

Naked. Naked snowshoeing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

let's blame Timex, less to type. Those bastards at Timex, man. Such beaver dams.

"Beaver Dam". Like a reverse cock block. I like it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

"Beaver Dam". Like a reverse cock block. I like it.

Where is @BrendaD when we need her

https://media3.giphy.com/media/yoJC2rVA4AYo37814Q/giphy.webp?cid=ecf05e47o8ijkxdpnd36uwozftakbtjs3htkq7anotagv9uc&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

 

[Trubbycat]

oh, god, we don't want to talk about the number of christmas ornaments. Fact is lit seems to be my best hobby. Hanging with bored moms groups, I am either buying too much stuff or making too much stuff. At least with a lit hobby, I am just spending too much time immersed in sexual themes

And isn't it way more satisfying?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Morning Pictorial Chaos

 

[hotcpu]

Morning Pictorial Chaos

Morning Sexy!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I got around the "face shot" by posting a jpg of a blank piece of paper. The only checked that the file wasn't blank. Lots of folks use shots of themselves in various activities. Nobody has ever questioned the picture, but my story is that it is me snowshoeing after the Blizzard of '07.

Naked. Naked snowshoeing.

Alas, I had a picture of cat. others had activities. then yeah, must be face shots memo, and they flog us in meetings if we don't. so rude. My company makes photograph requests too often. I often wonder if I commented about going to HR to check for details photo policies if it would scare them enough to leave me alone for a few years lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Morning Pictorial Chaos

good morning.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"Beaver Dam". Like a reverse cock block. I like it.

yup, exactly, you get cock blocked, I get beaver dammed. life is still life.

 

[MedicalMuse]

yup, exactly, you get cock blocked, I get beaver dammed. life is still life.

I’m fucking using that. Oh god. I can’t stop laughing

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m fucking using that. Oh god. I can’t stop laughing

Oh, absolutely. Its too good to waste.

 

[LupineOne]

yup, exactly, you get cock blocked, I get beaver dammed. life is still life.

Holy shit that’s gold

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m fucking using that. Oh god. I can’t stop laughing

excellent, It is one of the many phases I wish would catch on.