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ohhh, one I haven't taken. I like going into these and skewing all the chick results. Some chicks "oh I love giving blow jobs, it is my happy place, turns me on so much, I love it more than having my cunt licked, I just look for random dudes to blow" then me "eh I actually find it kind of boring, it is all Garfunkel and Oates in my head. I give blow jobs for purely selfish reasons, like quid pro quo, forgot to buy a gift, they are being all gloomy and their attitude is bringing me down".

Fun times. Of course, it is in Fetish, is it worth venturing there to fuck up
 
ohhh, one I haven't taken. I like going into these and skewing all the chick results. Some chicks "oh I love giving blow jobs, it is my happy place, turns me on so much, I love it more than having my cunt licked, I just look for random dudes to blow" then me "eh I actually find it kind of boring, it is all Garfunkel and Oates in my head. I give blow jobs for purely selfish reasons, like quid pro quo, forgot to buy a gift, they are being all gloomy and their attitude is bringing me down".

Fun times. Of course, it is in Fetish, is it worth venturing there to fuck up
Lmao, go fuck it up. I answered it a month ago.
 
You are so funny. You make life so interesting and fun ;) :oops:
What I say is only funny because it is true. I really do side eye folks when I hear them be all "oh my enjoyment doesn't matter, I just love to bring my partner joy" I am not sure I trust all this altruistic screwing. If I am screwing you, it is because I want to get off. I am not a barbarian or anything, quid pro quo, and all, I want you to have a good time, but no, altruistic fucking is not my thing, I am into it for my benefit. Not even going to pretend that isn't the case.
 
What I say is only funny because it is true. I really do side eye folks when I hear them be all "oh my enjoyment doesn't matter, I just love to bring my partner joy" I am not sure I trust all this altruistic screwing. If I am screwing you, it is because I want to get off. I am not a barbarian or anything, quid pro quo, and all, I want you to have a good time, but no, altruistic fucking is not my thing, I am into it for my benefit. Not even going to pretend that isn't the case.
There is always an element to that quid pro quo. For sure, even if it is some plan to edge and get your partner in a different frame of mind for some more wild stuff later. It's all fluid.
 
What I say is only funny because it is true. I really do side eye folks when I hear them be all "oh my enjoyment doesn't matter, I just love to bring my partner joy" I am not sure I trust all this altruistic screwing. If I am screwing you, it is because I want to get off. I am not a barbarian or anything, quid pro quo, and all, I want you to have a good time, but no, altruistic fucking is not my thing, I am into it for my benefit. Not even going to pretend that isn't the case.
There is know way I can answer this. I love to bring my partner to orgasm even though I don't cum myself (medical reasons) I get my kicks at giving her licks, I'm diabetic and have loss of sensations in my junk. I can have an orgasm, but it takes about an hour of constant stimulation. I sometimes think it's going to catch fire before it happens.
 
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