Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Codeman93]

damn, you are young.

You know the saying young dumb and well you the rest

 

[BrendaBear]

29

Same age as my youngest son.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You know the saying young dumb and well you the rest

I bet magical boob hypnotism still works damn well on you.

 

[Codeman93]

I bet magical boob hypnotism still works damn well on you.

Maybe we should try and find out
For science

 

[LexxRuthless]

Let's see; I was born in '69, year of the Cock, sign of the Ram, first day of Spring and the Zodiac year. I should either be Emperor of something, or have a thousand kids...

 

[Trubbycat]

I bet magical boob hypnotism still works damn well on you.

It works on all men, even those of us claiming not to be boob men.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Let's see; I was born in '69, year of the Cock, sign of the Ram, first day of Spring and the Zodiac year. I should either be Emperor of something, or have a thousand kids...

so how is it going with those 1000 kids? lots of sperm donation, or just really slutting it up?

 

[BrendaBear]

Let's see; I was born in '69, year of the Cock, sign of the Ram, first day of Spring and the Zodiac year. I should either be Emperor of something, or have a thousand kids...

Awe shit! Now I have Bryan Adams going through my head!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Same age as my youngest son.

does that feel awkward at all? like I just realizing I could biologically be some of their mommas hit me as weird.

 

[BrendaBear]

does that feel awkward at all? like I just realizing I could biologically be some of their mommas hit me as weird.

YES!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YES!

3 cheers for awkward fun hahaha.

 

[BrendaBear]

3 cheers for awkward fun hahaha.

Absolutely!

Kind of shows the good magic of the internet. We can joke and play and enjoy each other’s company without the usual social limitations getting in the way.

 

[LexxRuthless]

so how is it going with those 1000 kids? lots of sperm donation, or just really slutting it up?

I've got one daughter, but she said I'm the Emperor. As in this guy:

https://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

True story! My wife took our daughter to a meeting of the Business and Professional Women's Club. My wife asked, "Who's the Queen?" and our daughter replied, "You are, Momma." Another of the women asked, "Who's the King?" With a perfectly straight face, my one-year-old daughter replied, "Elbis." (She hadn't mastered the letter V yet.) Several of the women heard that and laughed, but the woman who had asked the question followed it up with, "Well what about your dad?" "Oh, he's the Emperor," my daughter replied.

So, eventually she'll rule the galaxy over my severed head. Something to look forward to, I guess.

 

[rjr_1954]

Okay - I’m in if someone finds some online self quizzes to take.

Thats good. I can't answer any of these in Chaos

 

[AlexBailey]

Space cadet maybe… they probably don’t use that phrase anymore.

I had to look it up.

Space Force service members are officially called “Guardians” but the new recruits at the Academy are referred to as “cadets.”

So “Space Cadet” is appropriate, no?

 

[Mrtenant]

I've got one daughter, but she said I'm the Emperor. As in this guy:

https://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

True story! My wife took our daughter to a meeting of the Business and Professional Women's Club. My wife asked, "Who's the Queen?" and our daughter replied, "You are, Momma." Another of the women asked, "Who's the King?" With a perfectly straight face, my one-year-old daughter replied, "Elbis." (She hadn't mastered the letter V yet.) Several of the women heard that and laughed, but the woman who had asked the question followed it up with, "Well what about your dad?" "Oh, he's the Emperor," my daughter replied.

So, eventually she'll rule the galaxy over my severed head. Something to look forward to, I guess.

More Star Trek? Cool, sign me up Scotty!

 

[LupineOne]

and how old are you?

I’m 35…so at least not the youngest

 

[Massive Grooves]

I am about to have my 51st birthday.

And my advent calendar is not exciting!!!

Kidding.

Yes, since if these people are young. It’s okay.

 

[BrendaBear]

I had to look it up.

Space Force service members are officially called “Guardians” but the new recruits at the Academy are referred to as “cadets.”

So “Space Cadet” is appropriate, no?

I would say that is a big nopers! We used to call someone ditzy or kind of in their own little world a space cadet. Ditzy is probably unknown now too.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Doesn’t that have something to do with vertigo?

As far as I can tell, no. I have a good ENT doctor, and she's never said that was related to vertigo.

 

[LupineOne]

Coyotes are all setting off to the west. I love that sound!

 

[AlexBailey]

True chaos.

Reading the last few pages has me wondering if any videos have been shot of big naked boobies in zero gravity.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Oh! I am a fire horse! Cool! I wonder if I should be torching more stuff!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

True chaos.

Reading the last few pages has me wondering if any videos have been shot of big naked boobies in zero gravity.

I remember pornhub had plans, not sure if they ever did make that porn.

 

[AlexBailey]

I would say that is a big nopers! We used to call someone ditzy or kind of in their own little world a space cadet. Ditzy is probably unknown now too.

You think I was kidding about Space Cadets?

https://www.patrick.spaceforce.mil/...perations-academy-cadets-visit-the-space-coa/




Official Space Force government website referring to Academy Cadets.

Look at how Trek the insignia is!