She's not there. She was strangely old-fashioned (grew up in a small city in Nebraska) and cutting edge (huge feminist) at the same time. Had a haircut that makes me suspect now that she's gay, but no one has ever said so. We have mutual friends, etc., so there's always a way to reach out.
box out of boobies again?
mine plays "Bad to the Bone"I am impressed You hear it ring! I have my ring tone play “silence” because I really don’t want to talk on a phone.
I was born early 54, does it make me an ancient?
I'm scared of your browser/search history just so you knowIt's not the biggest animal dick I've seen this week
I can be nice occasionally lol.
I was never good at Algebra...
I have no idea what he did to earn such a gift, but please tell me that you’re sending it to him at work?
So you are saying there are no refunds? That sucks big green donkey dicks.
nor me, but farm country so.... hell every fourth of july, big bull balls are the talk of the entire town.It's not the biggest animal dick I've seen this week
Not bats, anything but bats, yuk
Hands the size of a rat's, penis the size of a bat's, and nails the size of an Asian man's head?
indeed, I only know where he works. it is the dude that set me up today. he sent cuckoo for cocopuffs florida man to me telling him I'd help him out but just asked me for what day I'd be in and didn't warn me at all about the bat shit crazy thing.I have no idea what he did to earn such a gift, but please tell me that you’re sending it to him at work?
It was an accident!I'm scared of your browser/search history just so you know
Just saw this Moochie. Stick around. It usually a great ride.
I used to have the guitar opening for “Have A Cigar” which was really cool. Then I realized there were only 2 or 3 people I was willing to talk to on the phone anyway, and they had custom ringtones already.
Handlebar mustache?
yes please, don't let a little friction keep you a way. friction can be good.
Porno style mustache?
What's a cupcake's favorite kind of weather?
Oh I wasn't doubting that just stating it scares me, almost as much as @Justadesperatewifeandmom history would lol
Lubrication is easy to find though…
