Codeman93
Thick and juicy meat
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I don’t think there is anything that wouldn’t look cute on youI bet it'll look cute on me...
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I don’t think there is anything that wouldn’t look cute on youI bet it'll look cute on me...
You can make tax contributions while you cook? ImpressiveI’ll make them while I cook!
That and stock I do it all from my phone or computerYou can make tax contributions while you cook? Impressive![]()
I think there are a few I can fillI have a box he can check![]()
That and stock I do it all from my phone or computer
N’awww you old romantic, youIt’s like when you cook you add alittle of this, alittle of that and a whole lot of god knows what and you get somthing amazing
Left out in the storm.I think we’re lost in the storm, my Darling! Both for the annoyingly same reason.![]()
You are so right! Not a single thing in there about spankings, tentacle porn, ropes… we are slacking!An afternoon of chaos...
Filing taxes
Drawing dick pics
Multiple sized strap ons
Flight suits with dick zippers
Angels looking for snacks
Titties the size of floatation devices wandering around a swamp
Lost peeps
reruns of the jungle book
And I wonder why I am always running out of pot
I tryN’awww you old romantic, you
no one ever gets left behindLeft out in the storm.
My camo was decidedly not cute, they didn't have small enough sizes so I had to walk around like a camouflaged potato sackI don’t think there is anything that wouldn’t look cute on you
I’d get a you a flight suitMy camo was decidedly not cute, they didn't have small enough sizes so I had to walk around like a camouflaged potato sack![]()
We had 4 under age of 6..........twins, and I dont know how anyone can afford daycare anymore.…kids. Plural. Multiple little monsters at the same time…
I think that may be why the modern woman tends to have a career, because it is easier than what our mothers, grandmothers, great grandmothers did. Manage the household, raise a gaggle of goofballs, clean the house, cook meals for big family, do the laundry, and be on call 24/7 for every possible catastrophe the kids got into… nothing easy there.
Left out in the storm.
My camis are the same only uniform I look descent in are my flight suit and dress uniformsMy camo was decidedly not cute, they didn't have small enough sizes so I had to walk around like a camouflaged potato sack![]()
Oh I'm right there with you. I avoid phone calls whenever possible.I hate making phone calls
1099 you say hmmmSo, I have someone to do my taxes, but I’m 1099 so the estimates are a bitch, plus I’m behind. I guess I also want someone to contribute financially to my taxes and make phonecalls when necessary. I hate making phone calls
It’s called foreshadowing, literary genius here!You say that an angel just ran through dragging an octupus with a tentacle up her puss and carrying a worn out porn cd box set
Wait there’s phone sex here and I wasn’t invitedSo phone sex is out of the question? AFAF
The only phone sex I had was also the worst sex I ever had, maybe its for the bestSo phone sex is out of the question? AFAF
It's much better with a video connectionSo phone sex is out of the question? AFAF
Now it’s video sex I feel left outIt's much better with a video connectionBut frankly, at the moment it's offline only.
It's much better with a video connectionBut frankly, at the moment it's offline only.
This made me think of that episode on TBBT where Howard and Rajesh were trying remote kissingNow it’s video sex I feel left out![]()