Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[gga]

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

Oops, retraining, not restraining.
Nevermind.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don’t blow your load yet, baby. We need to be on Skyping terms for that.

Shit. I already made a mess

 

[Codeman93]

Shit. I already made a mess

Proof or it didn’t happen

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dear Nebs,

I have been doing my own taxes since I was old enough to need to file (18). I have a strap-on in two sizes - one that literally blows some minds (but only in the literal context of minds). Please, let me please your soul the way it should be pleased - nay! The way every soul should be pleased!

I think you have a winner, Nebs!!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I wanted the job enough to bring up the whole government benefits!

I want more enthusiasm. And you would have to pay for Botox so I don’t look disgustingly older than you in like 5 years

 

[Moochienanu]

Shit. I already made a mess

We just need to sneak into PMs, my Lady… I’ll still be here for you

 

[Daisy_Love]

I want more enthusiasm. And you would have to pay for Botox so I don’t look disgustingly older than you in like 5 years

Don’t bother, save your money, it’s shit!

 

[Codeman93]

I want more enthusiasm. And you would have to pay for Botox so I don’t look disgustingly older than you in like 5 years

Pretty sure that’s covered by insurance we wouldn’t have to pay for shit

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here`

Nah… I hear about husbands that do waaaaayyyyyy more than this and they don’t even get laid! I put out

Nebs needs a husband for taxes but has very high standards and rewards them well. Where were you when I was young and looking for a wife?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I want more enthusiasm. And you would have to pay for Botox so I don’t look disgustingly older than you in like 5 years

Can't you just make him look older? I hear doing taxes can do that

 

[Codeman93]

Can't you just make him look older? I hear doing taxes can do that

Honestly taxes arnt that hard todo Ive been doing them my self for about 10 years and I have a friend to call if I have questions

 

[Daisy_Love]

Honestly taxes arnt that hard todo Ive been doing them my self for about 10 years and I have a friend to call if I have questions

Ohhhhhh smooooooth, Code, smooooth move

 

[shenglung]

Omg you just made it to the top of the list

Shit. I already made a mess

Well there went everyone else's chances lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ohh shit justa’s could be packin in more then one way
But if you need heavy firepower let me know I have a new one I’ve been looking to try out

you will just have to wonder what all I am packing. but no worries, sometimes you catch more flies with honey rather than vinegar. Generally, I know that will be the case by the 5th time they call me honey or sweetie while mansplaining basic technology to me.

 

[Codeman93]

Ohhhhhh smooooooth, Code, smooooth move

I should probably just start posting more of my cooking it would probably work better

 

[Codeman93]

you will just have to wonder what all I am packing. but no worries, sometimes you catch more flies with honey rather than vinegar. Generally, I know that will be the case by the 5th time they call me honey or sweetie while mansplaining basic technology to me.

My dear justa I wonder it everyday

 

[Daisy_Love]

I should probably just start posting more of my cooking it would probably work better

does his own taxes
Has a free tax advice
Cooks
Cleans must do he’s in the Navy
You’re doing good Code
Now, can you any of Neb’s other boxes?

 

[Codeman93]

does his own taxes
Has a free tax advice
Cooks
Cleans must do he’s in the Navy
You’re doing good Code
Now, can you any of Neb’s other boxes?

I mean if you check the am threads I posted somthing today that could help you decide on the modeling plus there’s the whole seeing the country and traveling bit

 

[VoraciousValue]

you will just have to wonder what all I am packing. but no worries, sometimes you catch more flies with honey rather than vinegar. Generally, I know that will be the case by the 5th time they call me honey or sweetie while mansplaining basic technology to me.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Now I know what I am missing during the middle of my day. I will check back later and have a feeling it is going to chaotic. Good luck finding the husband (I am single but too old for a young lady like you), and pay someone (be creative as horny tax preparers out there) to do taxes. See you later!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Look at me! I'm talking dirty on work time!

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty

 

[Codeman93]

Though I think Mooch and Nebs are getting to know each other better they disappeared

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Honestly taxes arnt that hard todo Ive been doing them my self for about 10 years and I have a friend to call if I have questions

does his own taxes
Has a free tax advice
Cooks
Cleans must do he’s in the Navy
You’re doing good Code
Now, can you any of Neb’s other boxes?

shhh Code, you're doing so well. If she wants you to look older than her, just say yes *nods*

 

[Moochienanu]

I want more enthusiasm. And you would have to pay for Botox so I don’t look disgustingly older than you in like 5 years

Hon, if you pay for mine I will pay for yours.

 

[Codeman93]

shhh Code, you're doing so well. If she wants you to look older than her, just say yes *nods*

I already look warn down I don’t need help