Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Codeman93]

oh normally I'd say I wished, but not with this dude. Secure means they want me to do my best to secure any data on the devices, to prevent any tampering and to ensure if they ask me to look for something or audit it, I can. this generally means legal has concerns.

Yikes

 

[Codeman93]

FFS! Multiple penusiss… penississs… peni? Wouldn’t it be easier to just get multiple husbands?

Call it 7 one for every day of the week

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

oh normally I'd say I wished, but not with this dude. Secure means they want me to do my best to secure any data on the devices, to prevent any tampering and to ensure if they ask me to look for something or audit it, I can. this generally means legal has concerns.

Can you ask for a bodyguard to go with you? Or are you allowed to carry?

 

[Daisy_Love]

FFS! Multiple penusiss… penississs… peni? Wouldn’t it be easier to just get multiple husbands?

They’d have to be fully functional husbands. Cooking, cleaning, able to do taxes and know when to

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

FFS, that doesn't sound like IT that sounds like two burly ex-alligator hunters, both named "Junior".

Did you have to drive there, or was he extra nuts from driving to you?

hahaha. He met me, then unleashed crazy town. luckily he was also a dillhole and not very bright, so I was able to convince him I protected him from my company selling google the secret location to his underpants, while well leaving his underpants completely in my power. he actually made is so easy.

 

[Codeman93]

They’d have to be fully functional husbands. Cooking, cleaning, able to do taxes and know when to

Shit if shutting up is in the qualifications I lost

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Justa has plenty

can there actually be too much dick. AFAF

 

[Strixaluco]

Me too Strix. My brain cannot handle these kinds of problems. I’m always forgetting something or fucking it up.

Nowadays even thinking about them makes me fucking anxious. And as I don't work at the moment, I have more papers to do in a year than just taxes. All kinds of benefit applications etc...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

She doesn’t want much do you Nebs

Nah… I hear about husbands that do waaaaayyyyyy more than this and they don’t even get laid! I put out

 

[Daisy_Love]

hahaha. He met me, then unleashed crazy town. luckily he was also a dillhole and not very bright, so I was able to convince him I protected him from my company selling google the secret location to his underpants, while well leaving his underpants completely in my power. he actually made is so easy.

Thank God!!! I just realised what Angel meant when she asked are you allowed to carry *shudder*

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Can I apply to be Neb’s SO? I’ve got most of the qualifications…

Well, being an ex husband is optional. So yush!
How many strap ons have you got o.o?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can I apply to be Neb’s SO? I’ve got most of the qualifications…

Consider yourself in the running

 

[Moochienanu]

Me too Strix. My brain cannot handle these kinds of problems. I’m always forgetting something or fucking it up.

Dear Nebs,

I have been doing my own taxes since I was old enough to need to file (18). I have a strap-on in two sizes - one that literally blows some minds (but only in the literal context of minds). Please, let me please your soul the way it should be pleased - nay! The way every soul should be pleased!

 

[BrendaBear]

They’d have to be fully functional husbands. Cooking, cleaning, able to do taxes and know when to

Cleaning? Cooking is common, same with doing taxes, but cleaning? A good job cleaning? From a guy????
We’re gonna need these guys…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nowadays even thinking about them makes me fucking anxious. And as I don't work at the moment, I have more papers to do in a year than just taxes. All kinds of benefit applications etc...

I HATE IT

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Can you ask for a bodyguard to go with you? Or are you allowed to carry?

no body guards, but Florida does require companies to permit us to have weapons in our vehicle, even on private work property.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Frankly, I'd love if I could rely on someone doing my taxes and other paperwork, dealing with insurances etc. I really struggle with those nowadays. I used to be able to handle them lefthandedly, but these days.... I barely get them done. And some I actually don't, which costs me money.

I hate paperwork but luckily have a cousin who does my taxes at the family discount! I love all 65 of my cousins.

 

[Codeman93]

Dear Nebs,

I have been doing my own taxes since I was old enough to need to file (18). I have a strap-on in two sizes - one that literally blows some minds (but only in the literal context of minds). Please, let me please your soul the way it should be pleased - nay! The way every soul should be pleased!

Well boys I think we just all lost

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must be hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

Two out of four isn't bad to start with. . . .

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dear Nebs,

I have been doing my own taxes since I was old enough to need to file (18). I have a strap-on in two sizes - one that literally blows some minds (but only in the literal context of minds). Please, let me please your soul the way it should be pleased - nay! The way every soul should be pleased!

Omg you just made it to the top of the list

 

[Codeman93]

no body guards, but Florida does require companies to permit us to have weapons in our vehicle, even on private work property.

Ohh shit justa’s could be packin in more then one way
But if you need heavy firepower let me know I have a new one I’ve been looking to try out

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well boys I think we just all lost

Moochie seems to be the only one who wants the job

 

[Moochienanu]

Omg you just made it to the top of the list

Don’t blow your load yet, baby. We need to be on Skyping terms for that.

 

[Codeman93]

Omg you just made it to the top of the list

Well @AngelWithAShotgun looks like all the leftovers will be yours

 

[Codeman93]

Moochie seems to be the only one who wants the job

I wanted the job enough to bring up the whole government benefits!