Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Strixaluco]

Frankly, I'd love if I could rely on someone doing my taxes and other paperwork, dealing with insurances etc. I really struggle with those nowadays. I used to be able to handle them lefthandedly, but these days.... I barely get them done. And some I actually don't, which costs me money.

 

[shenglung]

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

To help me deal with the IRS and model penises for my artwork

Yeah I see that now hmmm

 

[Codeman93]

Yeah I see that now hmmm

She’s still taking applications

 

[BrendaBear]

FFS, that doesn't sound like IT that sounds like two burly ex-alligator hunters, both named "Junior".

Did you have to drive there, or was he extra nuts from driving to you?

Or Bubba - that would be a good name for who should help. Extra points for Bubba Jr.

 

[Moochienanu]

Fuck treading water just dive it the water is fine

This thread always leaves me feeling lost, though.

 

[LupineOne]

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here?!

*throws life preserver*
You’ll figure out how to swim in here, don’t worry

 

[hotoldrguy]

This thread always leaves me feeling lost, though.

We all get lost in this thread at times.

 

[Codeman93]

This thread always leaves me feeling lost, though.

Quick break down we move quick sometimes having multiple conversations at once but every one is beyond friendly and like Wolfy said if you start drowning some one here will throw you a life preserver or if it’s that bad then some one will swim out to you

 

[Moochienanu]

I’m doing my best!

 

[LupineOne]

Quick break down we move quick sometimes having multiple conversations at once but every one is beyond friendly and like Wolfy said if you start drowning some one here will throw you a life preserver or if it’s that bad then some one will swim out to you

This

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m just okay but with all these pervs that’s a loosing battle for me I’ll sit this one out and watch the blood bath

You don’t want to be my husband?

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here?!

im not sure any of us knows

 

[Moochienanu]

Been in here a couple times before, but left due to misunderstandings… hopefully I can keep up for the next few miles.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here?!

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must be hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

 

[hotoldrguy]

Been in here a couple times before, but left due to misunderstandings… hopefully I can keep up for the next few miles.

Always happy to see you Mooch

 

[Daisy_Love]

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must be hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

She doesn’t want much do you Nebs

 

[LupineOne]

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

Admirably accurate and succinct summary!

 

[Codeman93]

I’m doing my best!

Before we start we need all the important info like social security number and mothers maiden name I’m just playing feel it out and jump in when ever you feel comfortable

You don’t want to be my husband?

im not sure any of us knows

you know it would be an honor to be your husband

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m doing my best!

Remember it is always okay to ask what a crazy message meant, or whatever. Only some of us bite, and only when it was requested.

 

[Moochienanu]

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must be hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

Can I apply to be Neb’s SO? I’ve got most of the qualifications…

 

[shenglung]

She’s still taking applications

Well if it'll help Nebs sure I'll throw my hat in the ring.

To help me deal with the IRS and model penises for my artwork

Also how often is this modeling thing?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Frankly, I'd love if I could rely on someone doing my taxes and other paperwork, dealing with insurances etc. I really struggle with those nowadays. I used to be able to handle them lefthandedly, but these days.... I barely get them done. And some I actually don't, which costs me money.

Me too Strix. My brain cannot handle these kinds of problems. I’m always forgetting something or fucking it up.

 

[Codeman93]

Yep tread away, but just ignore the film that floats around the top of the pool unless you get it in your eyes. You might need meds after that

Shh your gonna scare her away

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Did you secure his devices? Why was that in quotes... are these kinky devices... penis metaphor?

oh normally I'd say I wished, but not with this dude. Secure means they want me to do my best to secure any data on the devices, to prevent any tampering and to ensure if they ask me to look for something or audit it, I can. this generally means legal has concerns.

 

[Codeman93]

 

[BrendaBear]

Nebby wants a husband. So far qualifications are:

Must have a beautiful penis for modelling
Must be smart enough to do taxes right
Must have multiple penises
Must be hers exclusively

Can be an ex husband with retraining potential

FFS! Multiple penusiss… penississs… peni? Wouldn’t it be easier to just get multiple husbands?