Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Codeman93]

No, lovely I know, it wasn’t you.

And tbf there’s been far worse on this thread and nothing is said. I hope she comes back. Being new is difficult enough on here without being singled out.

Maybe one of you lovely ladies could reach out and bring them back

 

[Codeman93]

She hates taxes

Who doesn’t

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Absolutely. They can’t be someone else’s husband. They’re going to be mine. I want all the perks

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Ok what did I walk into and why is Nebs looking for a husband?

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

 

[LupineOne]

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

Angel, she asked for 40 of ‘em for her birthday alone
What about the other 364 days??

 

[Codeman93]

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

Angel you know if I become nebs husband that means she’s gonna eat all the leftovers before you can get them

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Angel, she asked for 40 of ‘em for her birthday alone

I meant on the husband candidate!!!

That could be difficult

 

[Daisy_Love]

Maybe one of you lovely ladies could reach out and bring them back

I already did this morning x

 

[Cogan]

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

Well, it seems like she has several already.......... Bad painters too.

 

[Codeman93]

I already did this morning x

Good! I kinda read through so I don’t wanna speak outa place

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok what did I walk into and why is Nebs looking for a husband?

To help me deal with the IRS and model penises for my artwork

 

[LupineOne]

I meant on the husband candidate!!!

That could be difficult

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

omg, my coworkers in corporate just threw me under a bus hardcore. They asked me if I would meet with an employee from like 2 hours away, who was just terminated and "secure his devices". This often isn't fun, as sometimes they are real pissed, but they did not warn me that he was cuckcoo for cocopuffs. grrrrr. I need to formulate a payback plan lol.

FFS, that doesn't sound like IT that sounds like two burly ex-alligator hunters, both named "Junior".

Did you have to drive there, or was he extra nuts from driving to you?

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Angel you know if I become nebs husband that means she’s gonna eat all the leftovers before you can get them

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby will share food! Right??

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

She hates taxes

Look, I’ll throw money at it, I just need someone to manage it. And me

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ohh... @Codeman93 Dude I think you're back in the running. Back of the queue if you please *points*

Er... for perks she said. All the perks *nods*

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby that doesn't mean you want more than one penis... does it o.o?

Now your asking the tough questions

 

[BrendaBear]

thank you... it wasn't my intention to empty the place of new blood... I swear

Not looking for fresh blood… got it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby will share food! Right??

Of course I will. Codeman will install a lock on the fridge

 

[Daisy_Love]

Now your asking the tough questions

Justa has plenty

 

[Codeman93]

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby will share food! Right??

We don’t want our angel going without food

 

[LupineOne]

Look, I’ll throw money at it, I just need someone to manage it. And me

All right, since it’s you…put me in the hat

 

[Moochienanu]

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here?!

 

[BrendaBear]

Absolutely. They can’t be someone else’s husband. They’re going to be mine. I want all the perks

Ex’s can be handy, they have been trained but failed. Now they might be motivated to pay closer attention.

 

[Codeman93]

Of course I will. Codeman will install a lock on the fridge

Not even accepted yet and already putting me to work your going to make a great wife

 

[LupineOne]

We don’t want our angel going without food

Good point. I like all my internal organs intact. And fingers, for that matter

 

[Codeman93]

Okay, I’m lost - anyone want to tell me what the fucks happening? Or should I just keep trying to tread water here?!

Fuck treading water just dive it the water is fine