Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[AngelWithAShotgun]

You signing up for the job Mo?

Actually, I wanted some clarification on that... does he have to be yours or can we give you any husband o.o?

 

[Strixaluco]

It’s good planing

Not really. I cook 1x4 as most recipes are made for, and eat 4x1...

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

omg, my coworkers in corporate just threw me under a bus hardcore. They asked me if I would meet with an employee from like 2 hours away, who was just terminated and "secure his devices". This often isn't fun, as sometimes they are real pissed, but they did not warn me that he was cuckcoo for cocopuffs. grrrrr. I need to formulate a payback plan lol.

Did you secure his devices? Why was that in quotes... are these kinky devices... penis metaphor?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Actually, I wanted some clarification on that... does he have to be yours or can we give you any husband o.o?

Well I’m not just accepting any husband. If I’m gonna do this, I ain’t settling

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

They should have had had time to come back already!

I think what I said scared them off

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think what I said scared them off

I doubt it little smush. You’re too sweet

 

[Codeman93]

Well I’m not just accepting any husband. If I’m gonna do this, I ain’t settling

Damn didn’t realize I’m in the settling class

 

[Daisy_Love]

I think what I said scared them off

I think it was whoever private messaged x

 

[hotoldrguy]

omg, my coworkers in corporate just threw me under a bus hardcore. They asked me if I would meet with an employee from like 2 hours away, who was just terminated and "secure his devices". This often isn't fun, as sometimes they are real pissed, but they did not warn me that he was cuckcoo for cocopuffs. grrrrr. I need to formulate a payback plan lol.

does the company not have security people?! Are you ok?

 

[Codeman93]

Did you secure his devices? Why was that in quotes... are these kinky devices... penis metaphor?

I think justa has the power to secure what ever she wants

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I doubt it little smush. You’re too sweet

I think it was whoever private messaged x

thank you... it wasn't my intention to empty the place of new blood... I swear

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

As I am free of grandpa taxi duty today, I came on to see what I typically miss here. And I found out: Someone needs a husband for the IRS (which is worse), someone scared some folks off for a not safe at work comment, and another pondered why it is so quiet today. I am not sure I missed much - LOL

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Well I’m not just accepting any husband. If I’m gonna do this, I ain’t settling

Damn didn’t realize I’m in the settling class

she asked for a husband, you're not married. You don't qualify o.o

 

[Codeman93]

thank you... it wasn't my intention to empty the place of new blood... I swear

Mhm your just trying to keep us all to your self
On a real note I don’t think it was you

 

[Codeman93]

she asked for a husband, you're not married. You don't qualify o.o

Even if I have already been one?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Damn didn’t realize I’m in the settling class

No one said that. I’m just taking applications babe

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Even if I have already been one?

Oh... hmm further clarification is required.

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby, will you accept ex husbands?

 

[Codeman93]

No one said that. I’m just taking applications babe

I’m just okay but with all these pervs that’s a loosing battle for me I’ll sit this one out and watch the blood bath

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

For a tax right off or dick drawing modeling?

Both!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh... hmm further clarification is required.

@PlanetaryNebula Nebby, will you accept ex husbands?

Absolutely. They can’t be someone else’s husband. They’re going to be mine. I want all the perks

 

[shenglung]

Absolutely. They can’t be someone else’s husband. They’re going to be mine. I want all the perks

Ok what did I walk into and why is Nebs looking for a husband?

 

[Daisy_Love]

thank you... it wasn't my intention to empty the place of new blood... I swear

No, lovely I know, it wasn’t you.

And tbf there’s been far worse on this thread and nothing is said. I hope she comes back. Being new is difficult enough on here without being singled out.

 

[hotoldrguy]

thank you... it wasn't my intention to empty the place of new blood... I swear

Did someone say BLOOD?!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3otPoEpBE8q0DqWCmA/200.gif

 

[Codeman93]

Absolutely. They can’t be someone else’s husband. They’re going to be mine. I want all the perks

Just remember though if you do consider mine government husband gets government perks

 

[LupineOne]

Ok what did I walk into and why is Nebs looking for a husband?

She hates taxes