Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Nicefella]

@Nicefella are you shocked it isn't colder here? A Nordic country and all... Barely freezing at nights this week.

Yeah - I sort of forgot where you were from. Cold weather generally makes me unhappy.

 

[Nicefella]

Not sure what you like, but hope you find something you like here:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SNOiJrleL2Q/W5ZR-L8-JgI/AAAAAAAA-yY/lckDAU7si2EkWqPl5o5LWk1Y5PYyzIR1wCLcBGAs/s1600/SAM_1060.JPG

That is a baller breakfast!

 

[LexxRuthless]

That is a baller breakfast!

My mom started teaching me to cook when I was 8. I distinctly remember her telling me, "A lady will always appreciate it when you make her a nice breakfast."

Took me another 12 years to realize what was implied in that statement.

 

[Strixaluco]

Yeah - I sort of forgot where you were from. Cold weather generally makes me unhappy.

This wet weather makes me unhappy and not feeling well. I need low pressure life but high pressure weather, be it cold or warm (just not hot, 30+ doesn't do me good).

 

[Nicefella]

This wet weather makes me unhappy and not feeling well. I need low pressure life but high pressure weather, be it cold or warm (just not hot, 30+ doesn't do me good).

Well stay away from London then lol

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

My mom started teaching me to cook when I was 8. I distinctly remember her telling me, "A lady will always appreciate it when you make her a nice breakfast."

Took me another 12 years to realize what was implied in that statement.

My Dad taught me to cook because he believed a Man should be independent and a married man should be able to help. (It was the 60s, he was ahead of his time). He started by teaching me to cook breakfast.

What about dinner? Isn't that more impressive?" I asked

"You will have taken her to dinner..."

"Ahhhhh..."

 

[Strixaluco]

Well stay away from London then lol

True, definitely not a place for me to live

 

[Daisy_Love]

Surely the only Lit-appropriate British dessert to suggest has to be spotted dick?

Ehhhh because it’s boggin!!!
Clootie dumpling however

 

[LupineOne]

My Dad taught me to cook because he believed a Man should be independent and a married man should be able to help. (It was the 60s, he was ahead of his time). He started by teaching me to cook breakfast.

What about dinner? Isn't that more impressive?" I asked

"You will have taken her to dinner..."

"Ahhhhh..."

Beautifully done, Dad *salutes*

 

[ShaneoD]

Ehhhh because it’s boggin!!!
Clootie dumpling however

Will anyone be brave enough to ask what that is

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ehhhh because it’s boggin!!!
Clootie dumpling however

Okay, I had to look it up. Then I thought, "Is that Lit-appropriate?"
"Let's see; 'MMM, Daisy, I love eating your Clootie dumpling.' Yeah, that works."

 

[Daisy_Love]

Okay, I had to look it up. Then I thought, "Is that Lit-appropriate?"
"Let's see; 'MMM, Daisy, I love eating your Clootie dumpling.' Yeah, that works."

Did you have to look up Boggin too

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Did you have to look up Boggin too

That's a hat, right?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning pervs!

I didn't want to come in today after having Monday offView attachment 2203076

 

[Cogan]

That's a hat, right?

Or the wheel set on railroad cars, but in Swedish.....

 

[LexxRuthless]

That's a hat, right?

Okay, that was NOT what I thought it meant. From context, I assumed it was slang, like we'd say, "That's ass," in the States.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

good morning Chaos. Had to go to the office today, so I am feeling all fancy pants and dressed up all wearing a bra and pants.

Alert the press!!

 

[LexxRuthless]

Alert the press!!

Wait, are you offering to press her pants?

Oh! I get it. A clever ploy to get her to take her pants off for you. Well done, sir!

 

[Mrtenant]

Good morning
And it's....Tuesday.

What's for breakfast?

Ahhhh, while I enjoy breakfast of all kinds, today, is an apple, a banana, a boiled egg, and .......my coffee How I love it so!

 

[Mrtenant]

Not sure what you like, but hope you find something you like here:

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SNOiJrleL2Q/W5ZR-L8-JgI/AAAAAAAA-yY/lckDAU7si2EkWqPl5o5LWk1Y5PYyzIR1wCLcBGAs/s1600/SAM_1060.JPG

Helluva spread there......might need two or three other Litsters to get in on this!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Okay, that was NOT what I thought it meant. From context, I assumed it was slang, like we'd say, "That's ass," in the States.

Yup it’s boggin = disgusting, dirty, smelly

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wait, are you offering to press her pants?

Oh! I get it. A clever ploy to get her to take her pants off for you. Well done, sir!

If I went the direct way this is how I picture the convo going with @Justadesperatewifeandmom View attachment 2203077

 

[LexxRuthless]

Ahhhh, while I enjoy breakfast of all kinds, today, is an apple, a banana, a boiled egg, and .......my coffee How I love it so!

Hehehe. #priorities

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682913374526373888/1034949619295199262/unknown.png

 

[Codeman93]

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That's a hat, right?

I thought Boggin was one of the Hobbits from LOTR.