Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

What the fuck did I just walk into

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What the fuck did I just walk into

whatever you do, don't google to find out.

 

[VoraciousValue]

jesus fuck, I go dick around for an hour and I come back to so much stuff to rule 34 check that I'll be watching porn all night. y'all some kinky fuckers.

I haven't even mentioned my secret fantasies about Kathy Bates.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

whatever you do, don't google to find out.

I'm remembering that video from a few years ago of this woman showing the grapefruit blowjob technoque

 

[BrendaBear]

I haven't even mentioned my secret fantasies about Kathy Bates.

I hope it isn’t like that scene with James Caan and the sledge hammer. That shit grossed me out! Stopped watching that movie, never even found out what happened! That is messed up!!

 

[default24]

I thought the character Brenda was my soul sister or something.

This guy was who I related to♥
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-29-2018/yMjWdh.gif

 

[VoraciousValue]

To me, 30 is still a kid. Come to think of it, my youngest turns 30 in a few months.

I don't think of myself as particularly old at 42. I'm just a big kid. In more ways than one.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

For the record, I never actually fucked a watermelon. A vacuum, yes. A watermelon, no.

I still don’t understand how this is a distinction that is favorable enough to emphasize

at this point the rabbit hole I am going down is disturbing enough even I can't laugh at it.

@Justadesperatewifeandmom I’m a little scared to know there’s something out there that surpasses your humor lines…

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't think of myself as particularly old at 42. I'm just a big kid. In more ways than one.

I don’t think of myself as old in my 50’s… I don’t even have any gray yet.

 

[LupineOne]

jesus fuck, I go dick around for an hour and I come back to so much stuff to rule 34 check that I'll be watching porn all night. y'all some kinky fuckers.

What the fuck did I just walk into

Welcome back…

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I haven't even mentioned my secret fantasies about Kathy Bates.

oh I can totally see that. Masochists.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm remembering that video from a few years ago of this woman showing the grapefruit blowjob technoque

well that was more entertaining than the honey ham one

 

[VoraciousValue]

I hope it isn’t like that scene with James Caan and the sledge hammer. That shit grossed me out! Stopped watching that movie, never even found out what happened! That is messed up!!

I've seen worse. I found out once about this bizarre fucking movie called Begotten. The film opens with God disemboweling Himself. He dies, or sort of dies, and this angel jerks him off, rubs God's cum on her pussy, and gives birth to some race of people. They might have been zombies, I don't know.

That was about 12 minutes into the film and I just went, "FUCK IT! I'M OUT!!"

 

[VoraciousValue]

oh I can totally see that. Masochists.

I do seem to enjoy dominate women, to be fair.

 

[BrendaBear]

I do seem to enjoy dominate women, to be fair.

…as you should.

 

[Mrtenant]

I've seen worse. I found out once about this bizarre fucking movie called Begotten. The film opens with God disemboweling Himself. He dies, or sort of dies, and this angel jerks him off, rubs God's cum on her pussy, and gives birth to some race of people. They might have been zombies, I don't know.

That was about 12 minutes into the film and I just went, "FUCK IT! I'M OUT!!"

Never heard of it.....annnnnd, whatever he's drinking, I want one

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh since weird fuckers on the menu today, stumbled across this yesterday and it made me laugh. Don't judge my trashyboners subscription. not safe for work.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Never heard of it.....annnnnd, whatever he's drinking, I want one

It's referred to as an "experimental film." I suspect they were experimenting with adulterated street drugs, but that doesn't count.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And I was just going to check in before going to bed.

 

[Codeman93]

oh since weird fuckers on the menu today, stumbled across this yesterday and it made me laugh. Don't judge my trashyboners subscription. not safe for work.

Only you could find that

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

oh since weird fuckers on the menu today, stumbled across this yesterday and it made me laugh. Don't judge my trashyboners subscription. not safe for work.

Interesting technique.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

well that was more entertaining than the honey ham one

Honey ham? I don't want to know

 

[rjr_1954]

I don’t think of myself as old in my 50’s… I don’t even have any gray yet.

I'm not even going there.

 

[BrendaBear]

oh since weird fuckers on the menu today, stumbled across this yesterday and it made me laugh. Don't judge my trashyboners subscription. not safe for work.

I need all kinds of reaction emoji’s for that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

trashyboners