Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[jason28053]

You’ve twisted my arm. I will report back.

I once had a long discussion with @alwaysaway on how to properly fuck a watermelon. I said you drill a hole in it (the correct way). She suggested you cut it in half and just kinda smash your dick around inside the fruit like it’s some kind of soup ladle in a pot of chili.

She obviously has never had a dick.

This may have been said but aren’t y’all a couple? And she’s never had any Dick?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

at this point the rabbit hole I am going down is disturbing enough even I can't laugh at it.

Back away very slowly

 

[default24]

at this point the rabbit hole I am going down is disturbing enough even I can't laugh at it.

Same here. Can't laugh when I'm 100% aroused

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

To me, 30 is still a kid. Come to think of it, my youngest turns 30 in a few months.

My oldest turns 37 on Friday...fuck, I am old...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried a vacuum inside a watermelon?

Holy shit, that's brilliant. Pmann are you getting this!?!?!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

at this point the rabbit hole I am going down is disturbing enough even I can't laugh at it.

Ok, but you are still watching, right? Like for Science?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Back away very slowly

yo, I might have to. There is only so many fruit fuckers a gal can watch looking for a vacuum.

 

[Lord Pmann]

at this point the rabbit hole I am going down is disturbing enough even I can't laugh at it.

Oh, now you’re talking rabbit fucking. Take that shit over to the fetish forum, weirdo.

 

[BrendaBear]

My oldest turns 37 on Friday...fuck, I am old...

Yep! But I have been told, it is better than the alternative.

And my oldest turns 35 in a couple weeks.

 

[default24]

I don’t suppose there's a video to go with that watermelon fucking...

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I found this. It's kinda relevant?
https://rutgersthemedium.wordpress.com/2017/12/15/fruits-ranked-from-most-to-least-fuckable/

 

[Mrtenant]

I don’t suppose there's a video to go with that watermelon fucking...

AFAF?

 

[Trubbycat]

My oldest turns 37 on Friday...fuck, I am old...

We didn't have kids until 40... she's in college now

 

[BrendaBear]

yo, I might have to. There is only so many fruit fuckers a gal can watch looking for a vacuum.

I almost spit out my drink reading that.

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

I found this. It's kinda relevant?
https://rutgersthemedium.wordpress.com/2017/12/15/fruits-ranked-from-most-to-least-fuckable/

wtf porks a durian... like.. ouch 0_0

 

[default24]

I almost spit out my drink reading that.

https://media.tenor.com/WVGu9HTwsfAAAAAd/doofy-cleaning.gif

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Oh, now you’re talking rabbit fucking. Take that shit over to the fetish forum, weirdo.

oh hush, it is just a rabbit costume

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media.tenor.com/WVGu9HTwsfAAAAAd/doofy-cleaning.gif

Hey hey hey!! Don’t be scaring me now! I know how those scary movies are!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I almost spit out my drink reading that.

that was in one of them. well not you, just the drink spitting.

 

[default24]

wtf porks a durian... like.. ouch 0_0

Someone had to try it? I salute that guy for taking one for the team

 

[default24]

Hey hey hey!! Don’t be scaring me now! I know how those scary movies are!

I loved watching the first two when I was in high school

 

[LadyLascivious1]

jesus fuck, I go dick around for an hour and I come back to so much stuff to rule 34 check that I'll be watching porn all night. y'all some kinky fuckers.

Is that a complaint or a thank you?

I’m too lazy to skim back…So if you or @default24 find anything good, send it my way!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok, but you are still watching, right? Like for Science?

of course, anything for fucking science.

 

[BrendaBear]

Someone had to try it? I salute that guy for taking one for the team

That‘s quite a mental picture there… some naked dude with a clipboard and a fruitstand…

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

What the fuck did I just walk into

 

[BrendaBear]

I loved watching the first two when I was in high school

I thought the character Brenda was my soul sister or something.