Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[hotoldrguy]

And FWIW, I got it from Ricky Gervais.

Please give a listen… it’s wonderful.

This is hilarious. "NOT A PINEAPPLE!!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I started the thing with the Daddy Saddle!!

Do you have the pic?

 

[default24]

I wonder if anyone has ever tried a vacuum inside a watermelon?

Holy shit, that's brilliant. Pmann are you getting this!?!?!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You're welcome.

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Thank you!

 

[Trubbycat]

You're welcome.

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Well a Sybian type attachment would certainly boost sales

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sounds more like bull riding?

Bull riding is only 8 seconds! I stayed on a mechanical bull once for 43 seconds though.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Whatever happened to horny jail? Did we closed down all the horny penitentiaries? Are we applying alternate horny sentencing these days?

 

[default24]

6/9?
You’re a year younger than me… therefore youth

69!!!
A whole year!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Holy shit, that's brilliant. Pmann are you getting this!?!?!

He’s already left to buy a watermelon and hook his vacuum up to it

 

[Trubbycat]

Bull riding is only 8 seconds! I stayed on a mechanical bull once for 43 seconds though.

Incredible thighs...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Holy shit, that's brilliant. Pmann are you getting this!?!?!

I feel like you and @Lord Pmann should both report back.

 

[default24]

One of the reasons you like her, no?

It's one of her best qualities. Her ability to fuck a watermelon leaves a lot to be desired though

 

[BrendaBear]

I was born when Top Gun came out, that has to outdate some of the people in this thread. Also, on 6/9!
Coincidence? I think not

I was in college when that came out.

 

[default24]

I feel like you and @Lord Pmann should both report back.

TBF if it works as well as it theoretically should, you may never see me or him again

 

[BrendaBear]

It's one of her best qualities. Her ability to fuck a watermelon leaves a lot to be desired though

She doesn’t have a strap on? Easy fix!

 

[default24]

I was in college when that came out.

Transformers came out when I was in college. And the Departed. Great movies for wildly different reasons

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Fuck While I Wait?

For What Its Worth...also something the youngmpeople say...

And a Buffalo Springfield song written by Stephen Stills.

 

[default24]

She doesn’t have a strap on? Easy fix!

@alwaysaway Soooooooo do you?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You too, even when I am aching and struggling to walk lol.

Man I should really stop calling you that.

 

[Trubbycat]

She doesn’t have a strap on? Easy fix!

Am I the only one that gets excited when I see the Snap On Tools trucks and then realized I read it wrong?

 

[Mrtenant]

Bull riding is only 8 seconds! I stayed on a mechanical bull once for 43 seconds though.

See....I know what I'm talking about.

 

[rjr_1954]

Evening Chaos. How's it going?

Quiet

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Something about it being more fun?

Way more fun.

 

[BrendaBear]

TBF…

The Bareback Fuck?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

TBF if it works as well as it theoretically should, you may never see me or him again

Don't even joke about that!