Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Speshul91]

Been there, done that. A guy I knew in high school openly said on Facebook that protestors who block freeways should be "squashed like bugs." Facebook's reporting guidelines explicitly say that users referring to people "like insects" is grounds for reporting. What did they do? Fuck all!

I made a snarky joke about Americans to a friend from New Zealand on FB. BAM! Off to Facebook jail I went.

My Facebook profile began life as a back up profile while I was in fb jail

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How are you nebs?

I’m good sweets. It’s good to see you

 

[Trubbycat]

Been there, done that. A guy I knew in high school openly said on Facebook that protestors who block freeways should be "squashed like bugs." Facebook's reporting guidelines explicitly say that users referring to people "like insects" is grounds for reporting. What did they do? Fuck all!

I made a snarky joke about Americans to a friend from New Zealand on FB. BAM! Off to Facebook jail I went.

It's ridiculous. I got nailed TWICE for using the term White Trash. Hate speech!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And FWIW, I got it from Ricky Gervais.

Please give a listen… it’s wonderful.

Is it more than 39 seconds long?

 

[default24]

You are youth

I was born when Top Gun came out, that has to outdate some of the people in this thread. Also, on 6/9!
Coincidence? I think not

 

[Speshul91]

I’m good sweets. It’s good to see you

You too, even when I am aching and struggling to walk lol.

 

[Trubbycat]

That’s right!!! The daddy saddle . I think I was gonna ride you bareback.

Is a daddy saddle like a Sybian?

 

[VoraciousValue]

It's ridiculous. I got nailed TWICE for using the term White Trash. Hate speech!

Society has become what Jack Nicholson said so eloquently in A Few Good Men.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Don’t worry, the message is Brenda will make inappropriate jokes… often.

https://y.yarn.co/409b1182-1bc8-4013-a9ad-a23dfdcda39d_text.gif

 

[default24]

No? Maybe you should try it. I bet it would feel better than a vacuum. Juicier.

Wetter for sure, but the suction?
https://media.giphy.com/media/1ktwfTjwaQzde/giphy.gif

 

[AngelicaS1780]

That’s the first thing I noticed about you.

Definitely not the first thing I noticed.

 

[LupineOne]

That’s right!!! The daddy saddle . I think I was gonna ride you bareback.

Something about it being more fun?

 

[VoraciousValue]

My Facebook profile began life as a back up profile while I was in fb jail

Whatever happened to horny jail? Did we closed down all the horny penitentiaries? Are we applying alternate horny sentencing these days?

 

[Lord Pmann]

No? Maybe you should try it. I bet it would feel better than a vacuum. Juicier.

You’ve twisted my arm. I will report back.

I once had a long discussion with @alwaysaway on how to properly fuck a watermelon. I said you drill a hole in it (the correct way). She suggested you cut it in half and just kinda smash your dick around inside the fruit like it’s some kind of soup ladle in a pot of chili.

She obviously has never had a dick.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wetter for sure, but the suction?
https://media.giphy.com/media/1ktwfTjwaQzde/giphy.gif

I wonder if anyone has ever tried a vacuum inside a watermelon?

 

[Lindi37]

I was born when Top Gun came out, that has to outdate some of the people in this thread. Also, on 6/9!
Coincidence? I think not

6/9?
You’re a year younger than me… therefore youth

 

[default24]

That’s right!!! The daddy saddle . I think I was gonna ride you bareback.

https://media.giphy.com/media/LoCDk7fecj2dwCtSB3/giphy.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is it more than 39 seconds long?

That’s the name of my sex tape.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is a daddy saddle like a Sybian?

Nope… I’ll see if I can find it. If someone else doesn’t beat me to it

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’ve twisted my arm. I will report back.

I once had a long discussion with @alwaysaway on how to properly fuck a watermelon. I said you drill a hole in it (the correct way). She suggested you cut it in half and just kinda smash your dick around inside the fruit like it’s some kind of soup ladle in a pot of chili.

She obviously has never had a dick.

One of the reasons you like her, no?

 

[VoraciousValue]

That’s right!!! The daddy saddle . I think I was gonna ride you bareback.

I started the thing with the Daddy Saddle!!

 

[Mrtenant]

Is it more than 39 seconds long?

Sounds more like bull riding?

 

[Lord Pmann]

One of the reasons you like her, no?

Lack of a penis is a big selling point.

 

[BrendaBear]

And FWIW …..

Fuck While I Wait?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nope… I’ll see if I can find it. If someone else doesn’t beat me to it

You're welcome.