Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm the queen of turning things into jokes when I'm uncomfortable. Has led to some awkward moments at funerals.

story time?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Good morning Chaos!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Good morning Chaos!!

good morning

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I always knew there was more to you than the grumpiness, even when others threw shade your way. You're a good people in my book.

Thanks. That is super kind of you to say. I probably will fuck it all up again.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Thanks. That is super kind of you to say. I probably will fuck it all up again.

Still authentic then haha

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

story time?

This wasn't me making a joke, but still funny as hell. At my grandma's funeral my Mom chose to play this really sad song about loving your parents while you still can. Everyone started crying really hard. Then my Grandpa muttered, "Why'd you pick the damn song?" I got so tickled I busted out laughing, which encouraged the whole row of cousins to follow suit. People behind us and on the other side didn't hear him, so they were looking at us in horror which made us laugh even harder.

 

[rjr_1954]

Good morning Chaos!!

Mornin' Deadbed!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Still authentic then haha

I am what they made me

 

[Daisy_Love]

I am what they made me

They made you a perfect arsehole?
Haha ok I’m going to shut up now

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They made you a perfect arsehole?
Haha ok I’m going to shut up now

well I see this going horribly wrong, but now I want to know.....what is perfect

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

well I see this going horribly wrong, but now I want to know.....what is perfect

bleached?

 

[Daisy_Love]

well I see this going horribly wrong, but now I want to know.....what is perfect

bleached?

We shall await Mo’s explanation

 

[LupineOne]

bleached?

That probably has the greatest chance of going horribly wrong, yes

 

[Mo_Bandy]

We shall await Mo’s explanation

 

[BrendaBear]

he made me say it correctly once. football and tampa.

That’s a sportsball thing, right? Is that the one where they hit a ball with a stick then kick it into a basket?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I see a little cynical and swearing from time to time, I like it.

Entirely possible that I'm more myself here than I am in 'polite' company

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well excellent, I already claimed Dennis Leary Asshole status in like August here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Entirely possible that I'm more myself here than I am in 'polite' company

that is one of the many great things about lit.

 

[BrendaBear]

please bump me down to like 10. there are a couple chicks that scare me

I am still using sportsball. I love that word you created. it makes me happy.

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance created that term? It is awesome!!! I love it!!!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I'm going to be singing this all day.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance created that term? It is awesome!!! I love it!!!!

No, no, no... some guy at church said it and I thought it was hysterical. Justa's still bummed that it came from church.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I am stuck with this then

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Honestly I can't wait for my husband to do something so I can sing to him "you're an asshole". He's going to be so confused.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

woohoo up to 40F. Can you northern's tell your weather that christmas break is over and it is time to go home.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Honestly I can't wait for my husband to do something so I can sing to him "you're an asshole". He's going to be so confused.

just make sure to get in the A S S H O L E part to really drive it home