Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Lindi37]

geesh, that might be even better than calling everyone's sportball team pussies.

I know… I’m either brave or stupid… although I thought the gif might indicate some level of humour

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Indignant so far. but if she keeps going this fat boy might flip a table. And then spend like an hour cleaning it up and have to buy a new one. So I'd rather not.

maybe split in the middle and just knock something off the table. seems easier

 

[Lindi37]

Indignant so far. but if she keeps going this fat boy might flip a table. And then spend like an hour cleaning it up and have to buy a new one. So I'd rather not.

I mean, if you weren’t so upset I’d make a joke about Battlestar Galactica buuuut I’ll leave it this time

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I know… I’m either brave or stupid… although I thought the gif might indicate some level of humour

lets go with brave. or bored or both

 

[Lindi37]

lets go with brave. or bored or both

 

[Mr_Soup]

The operative word there is WERE - meaning I am no longer...

The irony is, if you’ve watched it, you’re still the chosen one. No givesies-backsies.

Star Trek has no place in chaos

 

[Lindi37]

Surely you jest! Star Trek? The horror!

If in doubt I jest, always attempting humour

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The irony is, if you’ve watched it, you’re still the chosen one. No givesies-backsies.

this is chaos, givesies backsies are not against the rules of chaos

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So exactly what does the chosen one ... well .. do?

it sounds like work to me

 

[Mr_Soup]

So exactly what does the chosen one ... well .. do?

Bring balance!!!

this is chaos, givesies backsies and not against the rules of chaos

Hush, you! And gimme my sportsball bat back.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

maybe split in the middle and just knock something off the table. seems easier

Like from a Cat Gif, just paw something over while staring at you? Seems like a good idea.

I mean, if you weren’t so upset I’d make a joke about Battlestar Galactica buuuut I’ll leave it this time

Oh thats cool, I never did like that one.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Bring balance!!!



Hush, you! And gimme my sportsball bat back.

i thought is was a dildo, it is now a sportsball bat again

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Like from a Cat Gif, just paw something over while staring at you? Seems like a good idea.



Oh thats cool, I never did like that one.

well cats are always a good idea, right?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Exactly! And after the day I've had...

well hopefully your day is improving now.

 

[Mr_Soup]

And how do I do that... precisely? Oomm oommm

Um… you exist, I guess. And pretend there was never a 7th film.

i thought is was a dildo, it is now a sportsball bat again

Um… what have you been doing with my bat in my absence?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Um… you exist, I guess. And pretend there was never a 7th film.

Um… what have you been doing with my bat in my absence?

don't question my newfound enjoyment of sportsball

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

well cats are always a good idea, right?

Cats are a good idea until you have something breakable.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

*existing quietly in the corner*

aren't you supposed to be bringing balance? maybe a whole lot of those bland wafer things from church and some holy water

 

[Mr_Soup]

*existing quietly in the corner*

Good. Glad you’re coming along with this, Chosen One.

don't question my newfound enjoyment of sportsball

So many questions. First: where can I get a new bat at 2am?

 

[Mr_Soup]

aren't you supposed to be bringing balance? maybe a whole lot of those bland wafer things from church and some holy water

No, that’s Total, the cereal. It’s part of a balanced breakfast.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

geesh, that might be even better than calling everyone's sportball team pussies.

I mean, if you weren’t so upset I’d make a joke about Battlestar Galactica buuuut I’ll leave it this time

Why limit it to just one? What happens if we insult Star Trek, sportball, Battlestar Galactica, and throw in Star Wars for fun?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Cats are a good idea until you have something breakable.

but but they look really cute while breaking your shit. hum I had a friend with a girlfriend like that.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Gawd noo!
what are you doing to me...I'm melting , I'm melting...

oh damn should I be concerned? wait isn't it witches that melt? I think I am good

 

[Lindi37]

Why limit it to just one? What happens if we insult Star Trek, sportball, Battlestar Galactica, and throw in Star Wars for fun?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Why limit it to just one? What happens if we insult Star Trek, sportball, Battlestar Galactica, and throw in Star Wars for fun?

but how. this sounds like a task for more wine.